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Do normal dogs hear deaf dogs the way we hear deaf people?
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Watch: ‘Insecure’ looks like the HBO comedy series we’ve all been waiting for
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Jenny Slate & Chris Evans
Jenny: Chris is my boyfriend.
Me: That is absofuckinglutely fantastic! You are HILARIOUS-- I love you on Parks and Rec and Marcel the Shell. I also really love that you are a feminist and believe women should have total agency over their bodies. Did I mention that I think it's amazing that you graduated at the top of your class, are truly brilliant, and love dogs? If anyone deserves Chris Evans, it is a magical unicorn like you.
Just make sure you fuck the shit out of him for all of us funny, smart, and adorable girls, mmmkay?
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AHHHHH! I fucking love her! She's hysterical and gorgeous! Chris Evans is a lucky man.
Wait Jenny Slate? Like Mona-Lisa Saperstein? Captain America is dating Mona-Lisa Saperstein. Shit.
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When You’re Still Hungry After Your Cheat Meal
And someone tells you: ‘but you just ate’
http://www.gymaholic.co
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