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Silly lil baby trying to slide down the stair rail
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no naps 🌙✨
18+, story is fictional, all characters are consenting adults
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I��ve been in my playpen since lunchtime, happily stacking my blocks as high as I can. I’m building a big wall to protect Princess Penelope, my unicorn stuffy, from all the bad guys. She sits right in the middle while I carefully place each block around her. I don’t know how long I’ve been playing when Mommy comes over to check on me.
Mommy reaches down and gives my diaper a quick squeeze between my legs, then pulls back the waistband without any warning. Babies like me don’t get privacy. She presses a soft kiss to my forehead.
“Alright, my little love, you’re going to need a change before nap time.”
I let out an instant whine. “Noooooo, Mommy! No tireds!” I pout and cross my arms.
Mommy just pops my paci right in my mouth and helps me up, guiding me toward the nursery with gentle rubs on my back. I would never admit it, but as soon as my paci is in, I start to feel calmer. My eyes are getting heavy, and I let out a little yawn.
I don’t do it on purpose—I just have so much fun playing, so lost in my own little imaginary world, that I don’t even realize when I’m getting tired and need a break. Or, embarrassingly, when I need a change. That’s why it’s so nice to have Mommy looking after me.
Mommy lays me down on the changing table, and I blink up at the ceiling, trying to keep my eyes open. I rub at them with my fists, but they just keep getting heavier.
“Bankey, Momma…” I mumble around my paci, my voice wobbling. I’m so, so sleepy. I need my special blanket. Tears start to prick at my eyes.
But before the first one can fall, Mommy places blankey right in my hands.
“Shhh, baby, it’s okay. Mommy has blankey right here, my love. Just stay up for two more minutes—Mommy’s almost done.”
I blink faster, trying my best to stay awake, but it’s so hard. I feel Mommy pulling the tapes snug and patting my tummy before helping me sit up.
“All done, love. Time for that nap.”
Mommy guides me over to my crib and tucks me in so, so tight, making sure blankey is right under my arm and my paci is clipped safely to my shirt.
“Okay, my little love, have a nice na—”
She doesn’t even get to finish before I’m out cold, suckling softly on my paci.
Mommy watches me for a minute or two before turning on the monitor. Now, she finally gets a little Mommy time while I nap.
Mommy always knows just what I need.
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Should he be allowed to ask for a diaper change?
"Mommy... I had an accident," is one of my favourite things to hear, which is a bit unfortunate because I also like the rule that my baby boy isn't allowed to tell me when he's used his diaper. I love the idea that he just has to sit there in his nasty diapee and wait for me to check him. He's not even allowed the responsibility of telling me when he's wet or messed himself. I'm the one who'll let him know he's done a poopy, or that his diaper is on the verge of leaking, because he's too much of a baby to even be able to tell. Any sign that he wants changing, or even that he's aware of having pottied in his pants, and he'll go straight over my lap for a spanking!
On the other hand, it's also a lot of fun to make him admit what he did in his diaper. Boys who think they're grown-ups get ever so embarrassed when it comes to asking for changes, especially if their Mommies insist on specific phrasing like "I did wet-wets" or "baby made a boom-boom" before they're allowed to start whining that they want a clean diaper. So which should it be? Should he have to request his diaper changes, blushingly confessing what he's done in his pants and begging to be cleaned up? Or should he just have to sit there in his gross, used Pampers until his Mommy decides he should be put in a fresh one?
As with many things, I think variety is the key! On some days I let my little guy ask for changies (so long as he remembers to ask in cute baby talk), while on others he's not allowed to make a peep about his diapers no matter how full and stinky they are. Sometimes I won't even tell him which it is beforehand, just because he looks so adorable when he realizes he's chosen wrong and knows he's about to get spanked and told off, either for thinking he deserves some say over when his diaper gets changed, or for being so immature that he just sat around in wet or messy pants instead of asking Mommy for help. Boys are such cute toys. I'll never get tired of playing with them!
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10 Things That Make Littles Blush After Messing or Wetting 🥹😇😉☺️🤭
1. “Oh sweetpea… is that your I had a little accident face?”
2. “You didn’t even tell me, baby. Just sat there and let your diaper do all the work, huh?”
3. Pat pat “Uh-oh… someone’s squishier than they were five minutes ago.”
4. “You’re waddling like a ducky… do I need to do a diaper check right here?”
5. “You filled your diaper so much, baby, I’m gonna need two wipes and a prayer.”
6. “That’s your third soggy diaper today… do you just like the feeling now?”
7. “The way you blush when I say ‘stinky’ is so cute. My messy little one.”
8. “Did you seriously do that while I was talking? You couldn’t wait even one minute?”
9. “You know I heard the crinkle and the little grunt, right? Mommy notices everything.”
10. “You make such a cute face when you go… we really should record it next time.”
(I went through my old chats to see how I would tease my littles…and littles make big messes 🤣)
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Instant baby space ✨️ But truly his little eyes lit right up playing with mommy in here 🥹
Play gym @lilcomforts1 🤍
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