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The Wheel of Tears (1979) Wolfgang Lettl, oil on canvas, 42 x 44 cm
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i would not want to eat sushi off of a beautiful naked woman because i am a slow eater and i dont want body temperature salmon sashimi and it just feels rude to me perhaps the beautiful naked woman might instead share a plate with me that would be more fulfilling
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next time youre hurling abuse into your headset playign video game.. think.... you never know who could be on the other side of the screan
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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Whenever I make fun of deer skull old god blood pomegranate cannibal flesh teeth, it's vitally important that you know that I'm saying you can't write whatever you want. You have to write what I want and the only thing I want is gnome-centric sims 4 erotica
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i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it
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