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if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.
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don’t you just hate it when 🚙
um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]
can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.
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Your Cecil looks like he would ROCK a sundress. I mean, so would every Cecil, but yours especially
no you’re so right tho

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"i asked chat gpt-"
well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.
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literally nobody:
John Doe: omg Arthur these men are naked. btw these men aren’t wearing clothes. hey. Arthur. hey. did I mention all these guys are naked. I think it’s really important that you remember that detail that they are nude and so are you. just buck ass fucking naked Arthur. Arthur, their dicks AND balls are just freely swangin-
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ID: Four digital sketch drawings of Arthur Lester and Noel Finley from Malevolent (podcast)
I am a serious artist <3
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Animated one of my favorite scenes from part 26 for Arthur's birthday!
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I hate super duper tall people like boy why you so up
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Don’t bring up Michael’s FNAF situationship dawg
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Why can’t gay ppl say shit normally like wdym you want to gut him him open and inspect every single one of his organs because you love him so much?
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Sonic after doing an April Fools prank on Knuckles
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hey girl what’s hot and new with you

Thinking about making a grilled cheese
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It’s a bones kind of day ☠️ Hashtag Boner Monday 🙏🖤🕷️
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Sonic: Look, Shadow, there's something I want to talk to you about. Shadow: I'm listening, Sonic. Sonic: We've been dating for a few months now, and things are getting pretty serious, but there's something that we have to talk about. Shadow: Whatever it is, we can overcome it. Sonic: Yeah... look, it's about Tails. Shadow: What about Tails? Sonic: Tails is my little bro. I found him all alone, and even though I was just a kid myself I took him in and I raised him. He's very, very important to me. Sonic: What I'm trying to say is, we're a package deal. If you want to get with me, then you've got to have him. And I know, it can be a little intense to have a fifteen year old suddenly land in your lap, but I will not choose between you. Sonic: if you can't accept that my attention will be split between you and him, we're ending the relationship right now. If you can't accept Tails into your life, then it would be best if you stop seeing me. Sonic: If you ever try to make me choose between you and him, I will choose Tails, and I will leave your ass so hard your head will spin. Sonic: Look, I want this to work. I really, really do. You... you're everything to me. You're strong, and brave, and you push me like no one else does, and I really want you to be a part of my life. Sonic: But Tails is my little bro, and I'm not going to abandon him. I hope you can understand. Shadow: Shadow: So does that make me an uncle, or a stepfather? Sonic bursts out laughing. Shadow takes Sonic in his arms, and they kiss.
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