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The Hokages' Admin Styles
Hashirama: Tries to palm off all the responsibilities on his maniac of a bestie and fails. Ends up doing an okay job but soon croaks it
Tobirama: Does a lot of good stuff, but undoes it all by being a xenophobic ass before he croaks it
Hiruzen: Fucks around, lets his evil bestie commit war crimes, does some caligraphy and croaks it
Minato: Saves the village and croaks it
Tsunade: Spends all her time in her office catching up on paperwork and cleaning up Tobirama and Hiruzen's leftover mess while somehow winning a war and miraculously becoming less of an alcoholic.
Kakashi: Does a stellar job, gives Konoha an economy that extends beyond just ninja work, invests in infrastructure and education and turns the village into a small city... but panics at stupid things like weddings. Claims he hates the job but can't quite figure out how to actually retire even after he's officially retired.
Naruto: Can't do paperwork to save himself but he's trying. Has a flat ass from sitting down so much. Lives on coffee, instant ramen and second-hand nicotine fumes from Shikamaru's chain-smoking
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tbrm will just do anything, dude studies the dead and also resurrects the dead breaks the time-space barrier built a tiled room under a mountain had a fuck-off huge sword from the time he was liek 3 i'm sure teaches kids advises the first hokage and plays diplomacy too it really is not that much of a stretch to imagine him just constantly blowing up shit on accident and on purpose. just for the shit of it. idk how that didn't kill him before kinkaku and ginkaku did. maybe that's how he got so good at constructing mdr's mausoleum. "not the first time i've built something like this and it won't be the last" he says after burying mdr and dusts off his hands and leaves and when zetsu oozes into there he's like "that was sooooo fucked up. do you know that guy" and mdr is like "sadly yes. not only did he do my autopsy but he is also my wife"
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some sannin ot3 art mayhaps? 👉🏽👈🏽

Senior discount day at the community pool
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this fic is gonna be so good when i [checks notes] start writing it
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It’s only natural that this one becomes a tradition
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SasoSaku month 2021 Day 16: Rivals
Merry almost Christmas, everyone! <3
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he didn't sign up for this
this is a request for an anon who wanted to see more yamato which I will gladly do since he's one of my fav characters and he deserves so much!! if you think about it he's like the substitute teacher that didn't know all the kids are actually batshit
bonus:

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Kakashi has a recurring delivery of lint rollers - he goes through two a day during shedding season
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