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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!
(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)
Share what you got!
#i got smoke and shadows#which is already a book#that i would not read#because the premise seems entirely romantic
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every single fucking thing on earth exists solely to put a dent in your newly applied nail polish
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Leave her out of this
If sin(x)=-0.6 and 0<x<90 then find tan(x)
paula
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The best people always have the greatest god given battles
Find the coefficient if x^3 of (2-3x)^5
Girl I am on hayfever pills and my eyes are burning
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Hey don't leave me or take my advice
I give shit advice for example sticking a fork in a toaster is a great way to pass the time
Get tortured by mathematics
I’m already tortured knowing you
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Poor baby you, is water working? Did you frolic in a field? Don't die
Find the coefficient if x^3 of (2-3x)^5
Girl I am on hayfever pills and my eyes are burning
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Turn on do not disturb and like a cancer I will never go away and you will have to get yearly doctors appointments to make sure I have not returned and you will never be able to donate blood
But like the sun I am hot
Get tortured by mathematics
I’m already tortured knowing you
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Awww phi phi, my presence is the best thing in the entire world
Get tortured by mathematics
I’m already tortured knowing you
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Close enough
If 1/(x-5) - 1/x + 5/6 = 0 then find x
nihilism
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every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot" in their ask box
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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.
Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.
So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.
Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.
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@asteriskoops
It's really funny to take Spanish with people from different Spanish-speaking countries, because the ones from South American countries are like "Yeah no one uses vosotros, we don't know what it's doing here" and the ones from Europe are like "If you don't give our beloved second-person plural its due respect, the Hounds will find you"
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@asteriskoops
ok like kakapo are great and all, i love them dont get me wrong but takahē are by far the best endangered new zealand bird and quite possibly THE Best Bird?
you cant really get any better than this. criminally underratedÂ
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