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Pick me up like this

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The Fault in Our Stars (2014)

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If you read this we’re dating now, no choice.

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maybe its maybelline. maybe its goblin magic. those are the only two options

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answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

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It costs $0.00 to be loyal to your girlfriend

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i’m saving my brain for special occasions. if i use it every day it’ll get dirty

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*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

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i’m mysterious but not on purpose. i’m just trying to leave wherever i am at all times and that makes me seem mysterious when it’s actually the behavior of like. a dumb bird

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things i love:

-space

-the ocean

things i am terrified of:

-space

-the ocean

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Some young child: *screaming outside* Me with no context: Girl me too

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sometimes self care is just telling yourself that you can always try again tomorrow