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perhaps you're right about a flaming sword being a useless and extremely hazardous weapon to wield but the fact remains that i am looking sexy wielding this kickass flaming sword and you are not

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there’s a huge cut in my mouth but i’m eating salt and vinegar chips anyway. why, you ask? well, i’m twisted. i’m insane. a fucking cycle path. i’m da fucken jocker baby

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Ok this is kinda funny but imagine being surrounded by people who sound like this. The French language was a mistake in the first place but combining it with English.... abomination

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male wifes unite! you don’t need the girl bosses, the girl bosses need you! labor is entitled to all it creates!

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i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

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Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

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the difference between tumblr and twitter is that pretty much everyone on tumblr needs some kind of compassionate intervention in their lives, but at a low background level. Twitter has 99% normies succumbing to internet brainrot and 1% just the most outlandish personalities you’ve ever seen. 

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I plugged 3 consoles into one A/V port for maximum gaming.