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Things are really rough and exhausting and relentless right now but then I have a passing thought like, "one day I'll take him to the library and he'll get to pick his own books out" or "some day I'll put a big old bedsheet on the living room floor and we'll lay on the ground with water colors together and paint Ben a father's day card" and it gives me that boost to keep going

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I just saw someone call Griffin McElroy a silver fox

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When I was a little kid I watched a special, I think it was 60 Minutes? About the psychic surgery hoax. They showed how it worked and what the trick was and I remember being so consumed with anger that someone would lie to sick people like that and I think that was maybe a keystone moment in my mental development.

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I'm absolutely entranced with this. $14 for six fucking Sodexo mozzarella sticks and we're not even gonna make it look presentable for the menu picture. Fuck you.

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What if a white child with cancer only had 3 weeks left to live and their last wish to the make a wish foundation was to be able to say the N word just once. Are you telling me its not okay for a white person to say the N word in that instance?

yeah

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Platos culinary cave

I ended up, because of reasons that I promise make sense, trying formula this morning and my god was that foul. And you live like this buddy? You grab for this and go yes yes mmmmm yes please my Similac Slop???

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I ended up, because of reasons that I promise make sense, trying formula this morning and my god was that foul. And you live like this buddy? You grab for this and go yes yes mmmmm yes please my Similac Slop???

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Gentleponies it is my deepest regret to inform you the new King of the Hill is shockingly good

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If you find a post that has reblogs turned off and you screen cap and repost it without adding anything to it yourself I think you suck

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Finally finished watching Archer FX and man.

Pam starts off as the joke fat HR side character who's whole thing is that she's fat crude and gross that's it, isn't it funny that she's fat and gross, and then by the finale she's literally put on the same level of importance as the titular character. Because she is.

It feels like they were trying to hint for a bit there that Archer was still in a coma? And they dropped that angle when Mallory's voice actor died.

For a show that started in the edgelord era of manly man tv it sure went some nice places. Appreciate that.

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Me: Huh. His bottom two ribs are kinda jutting out, that's new. I wonder if it's part of a growth spurt. This is interesting, let's look into it!

The Internet: It's normal except it's not he's fine :) it's a horrible genetic deformity some people are just like that he's doomed to a lifetime of surgeries and depression my brother had this and he's fine :) it's literally nothing it's actually everything horrible

Me: I'm done looking into this now.

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byron donalds gave his life to christ in a cracker barrel parking lot. now you too can learn what religion you can convert to in a fast food restaurant parking lot by spinning these handy links!

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pregnancy not being considered a temporary disability literally haunts me. it's ignored in so many disability spaces and so many feminist spaces fail to properly address accomodation for pregnant people because they don't have the knowledge of disability justice to discuss it.

but if you look at pregnancy in the light of disability justice, it clears up so much. there are so many types of accomodations that should be accessible for pregnant people, so many changes to the system and ways to implement them.

it also brings to light the ableism pregnant people often face while pregnant, from the frequent claims of "lazy pregnant people" to the lack of accessibility and options to deal with side effects like pain and loss of mobility.

the lack of intersectionality in both disability and feminist spaces leaves things like pregnancy slipping through the cracks and it's so painful to see.

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Thank you Walmart I now have a running visual of like, puppet shrimp singing Imagine Dragons Radioactive and it's been going on all day why is my brain like this

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Nice: My PT encourages me to bring the baby with me when Ben has to work and incorporates him into the exercises

Bad: I now have a 17lb weight added into my exercises and he gets bored