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"We smash things. Bruce smashes buildings. I smash fourth walls and bad endings, and sometimes Matt Murdock."

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Daredevil: my father once told me that shooting stars are really just angels throwing away their cigarettes before god could catch them smoking.

Deadpool: Someone get me a young child I have wisdom to pass on!

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My heart goes out to the Irish in these trying times. May you not contract alcohol poisoning from celebrating the news

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Fez dreaming about his 3 wonderful children and Lexi as his wife in his cottagecore fantasies while he is in jail

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Eddie: Harrington’s got her. Don’t ya, big boy?

Steve:

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one of my favorite genres of youtube is "person who is very clearly super intelligent, puts their knowledge towards doing stupid things" and/or "education but make it unhinged"

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I'm not sure this has been done before but

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Sasha, I am begging you to be the whistleblower this sport needs

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#no context needed

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Erik: Some days, I sit back and think to myself that I’ve raised a successful, intelligent young man

Erik: But then I wake up and that fantasy is shattered

Peter, with his head stuck in a fence: You didn’t raise me

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me when i decide that matt murdock and andrew garfield! peter are bestfriends (boyfriends) but they’ve never even interacted

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*thinks about l’manberg* *cries* *thinks about l’manberg* *cries* *thinks about l’manberg* *cries* *thinks about l’manberg* *cries* *thinks about l’manberg* *cries* *thinks about l’manberg* *cri

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I fear we have [redacted]bossed too close to the sun

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Ok ok, hear me out, a X-Men Movies/AHS Crossover AU where Peter is not only a vampire, but the son of The Countess (and maybe Mr.March??) and grew up in the hotel. He joined the X-Men when he was in his teenage years and has talked to his mother a lot but is too busy too see her, something that disheartens both of them. Then he and the X-Men go on a mission to the Hotel Cortez and since none of the other X-Men know he grew up there, they are extremely confused when he is super excited to go there, and even more confused when he addresses all the staff by name, gets many “Welcome Home” hugs, and calls a woman there “Mom”

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Peter, after walking into Wanda and Vision’s house:

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andrew said biderman till the end, he literally went out holding up a peace sign. the man will never stop fighting for us.