Any Pronouns ¦¦ 19 ¦¦ UK ¦¦ Procrastinator extradonaire (writer) ¦¦ anything my brain latches onto
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my streaming career in the gutter before it even began 😔
but who am I to ignore democracy
considered streaming last night and for my hubris I was struck down with a brief stint as a human hosepipe
#no i didnt forget about this#and i only remembered bc i started saints row 3 again and considered streaming...#maybe i shouldnt do that incase i get smited again
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what super expensive indulgence would u get for urself if u suddenly came into a bunch of money?? assume all bills/mortgages paid, all friends helped: what treat are u buying just for u?? for me it would be a quilted lambskin chanel bag in iridescent pink
#full handmade historically accurate anf fitted 15th century suit of armour#and a sword#bc when will i ever have the money spare#also some english nobles clothing from the same period to go with it#complete with fancy chaperon ofc
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Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.
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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.
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i think it's ok to play fighting games to cum. there are worse reasons to do something
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streamer & youtuber RPF: this makes sense, most streamers are a subset of comedian and acting gay with your friends as a joke is very popular with straight men, leading to a lot of fuel for the fire.
kpop RPF: prettyboys that are usually contractually obligated to avoid public relationships, which renders them very available for shipping. i can see how we got here.
men's hockey & wrestling RPF: contact sports.
beatles RPF: insert paul mccartney group jerk off session story.
formula 1 RPF: yeah im still trying to figure this one out. no clue lads. good for them though.
#partly because the premise of two drivers being together is very compelling#lovers yet forced to compete against eachother for their job#lots of potential
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What the hell is going on? It's not a real episode, it's just been... rubbish.
TASKMASTER 19.8 Science All Your Life
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I’ve been meaning to redraw the cover of Making Money for a hot minute- but animating it was a last minute decision and I was kind of a freak for that. Regardless this is my new favorite thing and I will be staring at it for years
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literary kinsey scale time
i’m just curious what mix of fiction and nonfiction the average tumblrina is consuming
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it is kinda tempting though...
considered streaming last night and for my hubris I was struck down with a brief stint as a human hosepipe
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considered streaming last night and for my hubris I was struck down with a brief stint as a human hosepipe
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putting the word "twink" up on the shelf
#ggst mention!#fun fact about the “twink” here he has his own country in named after him and is canonically a massive weeb#he's also a pain in the ass to fight
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just learned about the British "iced bun". I feel sick.
#nah youre right about this one#they used to do them as the “desserts” at my primary school and they made me sad
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