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Enters a voice channel in discord “Hewwo?”

Like five other voices “HEWWO?!”

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Final Fantasy In A Nutshell

Final Fantasy I - Four Heroes Break A Time Loop

Final Fantasy II - Star Wars Where The Emperor Dies And Then Comes Back As The Devil And Then Dies Again And Then Comes Back As God And Then Gets Killed By Obi-wan

Final Fantasy III - Four Orphans Fight A Man Who Threw A Hissy Fit Over His Inheritance

Final Fantasy IV - Star Wars But The Emperor Is  A Space Ghost On The Moon

Final Fantasy V - Evil Giving Tree And His Gay Lover Fight A Confused Harem Protagonist And His Princesses

Final Fantasy VI - Star Wars But The Emperor Is Killed And Replaced By The Joker Halfway Through, Racism is Bad

Final Fantasy VII - Eco-terrorists Recruit Man With Padded Resume, Discover Corporate Greed Has Caused Giant Meteor To Be Elected, Hold Recount

Final Fantasy VIII - A Group of Cadets Find Out They All Lived At The Same Orphanage: Amnesia To Blame, Lead May Be Dead

Final Fantasy IX - Star Wars But The Main Characters Are Either Clones Or Princesses

Final Fantasy X - Daddy Issues, the Real Sports Story, With Special Guest Christian Guilt Complex

Final Fantasy XI - Giraffe And Friends Stop The Writer From Erasing This Game

Final Fantasy XII - Star Wars But Half The Bad Guys Aren’t Actually That Bad.  Except Judge Bergan, That Guy Is A Dick

Final Fantasy XIII - Being The Chosen One Will Kill Your Dating Life

Final Fantasy XIV - Heroes Saved The World From Bad Gameplay, Bugs

Final Fantasy XV - A Bachelor Party Goes Very Badly

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Me: What’s your house?

Person: Oh, I’m a Slytherin

Me: No, that isn’t what I meant

Person: What

Me, wearing a Capulet shirt: Do you quarrel sir

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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

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Euripides, from “Orestes”, An Oresteia (trans. Anne Carson)

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Griffin on The Adventure Zone: and for a moment, he is surrounded with silence, floating in the waters that would be his proving-grounds in just a few short days. he pushes his nerves aside and, granting himself a moment of weightless serenity, Calvin Owens exhales a long, contented sigh. and then he is pulled violently below the surface of the water. and now the silence of the gym is nearly absolute; there’s just the soft rustling of the pine trees outside, and the small ripples that remain on the surface of the pool which lap lazily against its edges.

Griffin on MBMBaM: IN SPACE WHEN YA NUT IT PUSH YA BACKWARDS!

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Boys w curly hair and brown eyes…….R u kidding

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Hey I just met you

And this is crazy

But here’s my number

Raw me maybe

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I’m not a very good gate keeper. But I think I can live with that Happy Trans day of visibility! <3 <3 <3

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you: lich

me, an intellectual: spelleton

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what’s the mood… for april?

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Lucretia: oh the people who made the objects? They’re stupid idiot assholes. Just real fucking dumbasses.

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My commission of Demure by Unicorndude!