That's cool bro
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Seymour I had a dream that you tried to murder my entire family
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are you living or are you just jumping from one obsession to the other to run away from yourself
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Ritz: “Didn’t I tell you? I’m a great helper! I can trim tree branches just like that!”
Submitted by plain–simplicity
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Bean does a slumber
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“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.
“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.
“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.
“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.
Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.
So don’t.
Just don’t.
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i made you cheerwine idiot
drink up you moran
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hot pants for hot pants (tracy)
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The chemical name for vitamin C is “ascorbic acid”. I always used to wonder about this one. Is being ascorbic like being acerbic? Is it like being ascetic? Absorbent? Some combination of all of them?
Today I learned that scorbi is just a Latinish way of writing scurvy. So a-scorbi-c acid is “no-scurvy acid”.
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Attention All TF2 Gamers
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A belated hoppy holidays from the Squishies! We were very late with holiday cards this year. 🙂 #thedailysquishster
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samus request that sort of got out of hand here u go anon
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frog riding cat
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