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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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they introduce me onto Netflix's The Circle and I walk into my little apartment and immediately slip and bash my head on a table corner and die

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when youre talking to someone and you can tell theyre a sex baby and not a stork baby

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Very whimsical scene on the train yesterday evening

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They hate when you serve weirdo daughter who grew up on the internet instead of having the same personality as everyone else

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the other night i was jacking my meat off but had to stop because i was suddenly overcome with a new interpretation of the problem of evil and my fucking vibrator died because i was too busy pondering that particular theological quandary to think about sex. so that's how i've been doing

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Surely only good things are going on here (random street view drop - Montana)

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no animal was harmed during the making of this video. not one. for the few minutes that we were shooting film, the guns of each hunter fell silent. the industrial bolt throwers observed a moment's peace and the jaws of every predator hung softly open. no fish bit any hook and the bait worms held off on drowning only until the cameras stopped. the tails of ruminants ceased to flick just as their attendant flies, in unison, landed on their flanks to catch their tiny breaths. a spider instantly stopped winding silk around a wasp, patiently waiting for the caesura to end. a young veterinarian paused with the syringe in their hand. somewhere, a colicky baby stopped biting its mother's nipple and nursed happily for the very first time. we're sorry. we're sorry it couldn't have been longer. we didn't know this would happen.

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the weirdly vengeful and petty tones aborted babies take in pro-life propaganda images are so funny like this passive aggressive "was it worth it mommy?" and "it's a shame you can't join me in heaven mommy 😔" like do you ever wonder if you were aborted for a reason you little bitch ass baby

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You think you will take up a nice artistic hobby. FOOL! It is maths!

Crochet? Maths.

Knitting? Maths.

Drawing? Maths.

Sewing? Maths AND Ironing!!!

Everything is maths!

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E—m—d—a—s—h—N—e—c—k—l—a—c—e

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Speef is real to me. I'm sorry for that.