I'm great at reading. he/him/that one guy and feel free to call me Tyson. sidenotes, i am chaotic evil and i've decided that my middle name is "trainwreck" and yeah feel free to give me suggestions for my last name. Sort of tired of "reblog if you support...." posts, so just know that as long as you mean no harm i'll support you.
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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!
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I'm dutch so yes.
Get out the mashed potato and let me build a nice gravy lake to fill with small bacon bits.
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i literally couldn't care less about students using AI to get through their coursework and i think it's really funny and pathetic when people on here start clutching pearls over it
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oh so civil war guys can reenact their battles but when i, a 9/11 enthusiast
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apologies for hijacking your post for the classic who fandom mr kicho
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Our neighbors are getting a new driveway poured today. The guys pouring it have been listening to music all morning, which is unremarkable by itself except for the fact that the constant stream of Mexican rock music just got interrupted by the Muppet theme song followed by Paul McCartney's "We All Stand Together."
Which I like to think would make anyone say, "What?" out loud before getting up to look over the fence. Only to find one of the guys showed up with his kid, and now the old guy in charge of the music is playing what I can only define as 'Eighties Kids Music' while the little kid runs in circles in the shade.
I don't know who is having a better time. The kid or the old guy picking the tracks 😂
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you're way too old to be this stupid
On the contrary, it's taken me all these years of painstaking effort to achieve this level of stupidity.
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No matter how I try, I can't see anything but the word "Lactose" in this decorative piece.
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I stared into the abyss. And the abyss got weirded out. The abyss has given me a restraining order. Welcome to Night Vale.
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Penguin escapes killer whales by jumping onto a boat.
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