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People like to assume I'm a masochist, but you know I'm not a masochist I just like to see what my body can handle. For example I was tased for a deleted YouTube channel just to see how much it would hurt. I think it was about a 6 on the pain scale it wasn't too bad, but I was also pepper sprayed on that channel now THAT was not pleasant, more of an 8. The pain just never went away and it lasted so long, but it wasn't as bad as my heart attack and appendix exploding.

Thank you @eekahchu for the perfect meme. I wouldn't be surprised if this happened.

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irises are bizarre alien lifeforms whose existence causes me constant distress

these are the alien spores we were warned about why oh why didn’t we listen

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Season Witch Starter Kit Wallpapers (Shop collection here)

Please like or reblog if you use them

© mrkttnr | please do not repost.

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dark academia inspired wallpapers part 2! / part 1 / all wallpapers. pls like or reblog if you use!

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And I see in my periphery

The last vestiges of your existence

To Unus Annus: Memento Mori

For tonight, you rest.

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My favorite quotes from the stream (as I was able to jot them down as they were being said)

Don’t cry because it’s over. Cry because it happened.

What is a graveyard if not humanity’s hall of fame?

It’s like I’m fondling the balls of life.

Choose to spend time on what fulfills you, on what makes you happy… Every second is a chance to turn your life around.

When I die, I want to be an empty shell, having given every part of myself to creating.

The worst part of this was when the boiling hot piss shot out onto my foot.

No, that was pain; this is suffering. (technically from the pee sauna vid but they watched it during the stream it counts)

At the end of the day, you know: pizza’s pizza, piss is piss.

We have experienced something that no human ever has, and that’s incredible.

We’re not just two grown men who drank each other’s piss. We’re two grown men who bathed in each other’s piss.

How you respond to events that are out of your control defines you as a person.

Unus annus dot com: hey hey, wow wow.

I feel like a lot of people will feel lost tomorrow. And that’s okay.

It had to be a piece of us that we put out there… and then let go.

A year is many things to many people. But it is not forever.

“Memento Mori” has two meanings: remember death or remember that you will die, but also remember to live.

Edit: I have been told in the notes that I missed some absolute gems, so here’s a more complete list!

I’d cry myself to sleep if I wasn’t gonna be dead in five and a half hours.

Every second is just another chance to get dick.

Mark: I’ve never been hit by a car before, how do I know I won’t enjoy it? Amy: We could take this out to the parking lot if you want to test it.

I want to be Mr. Hybrid Wellness, now.

We’ve been edging Father Time for a whole year.

Shot out the load that contained Tony Stark. What a profound man.

I wanna make it through this year and it kills me.

Bald Ethan was a special type of chaotic.

Listen. I have nothing to say to you.

We can’t see the stars, but we know they are there.

It’s like you’re lying in your death bed surrounded by your family.

Every fart is a chance to take with love.

We made a cry box.

Ethan: Does that stem from something? Mark: Survival instinct.

Tired, sad, and a little tipsy.

Evan, your fursona has to be a bear. I’m sorry, but rules are rules.

You ever heard of Halloween?

The Unus Annus way: not quite what we wanted.

Just because we’re gone doesn’t mean you have to forget about it.

A second is nothing. But a second can change someone’s life.

It’s time.

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Memento Mori. Unus Annus.

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pretty pies

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Handpainted fruit teapots

(Etsy)

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Vintage ANGEL BLUE Knit Jumper

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Robert Pattinson with Cows.

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Billsafi on Insta

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claude monet lockscreens

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