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canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

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whenever a young kid joins our staff at work im just like huh. guess im a father now.

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who are you fucking

im fucking tired bitch that’s who

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your portrayal of mpreg jesus is seriously laughable. you really think he would suddenly start developing seahorse mannerisms as early as in the first trimester? give me a break. everyone knows you're just projecting because youre a furry. can't wait to read the next chapter though! :)

Congratulations! this is the funniest ask I’ve ever received. Please don’t tell me what seahorse mannerisms are

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I really can’t believe they have tumblr in Poland or check or wherever you are

Yeah we do have it but its pretty limited :/ My richer friends can afford buying a few kg of Tumblr from the local Pewex with us dollars whenever they want to but i have to wait for my uncle that lives in germany to bring us a few buckets. they usually last us half a month. we browse tumblr in text only form to make it last longer

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being as i am an idiot, and having been one my whole life, i just wanna say that i find it very easy to do nothing, and go nowhere. i eat chocolate late at night in the dark. i stand in the garden also. and i’m often waiting for something to happen. and i’m stupid.

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I made a quiz that was like “what percent insufferable are you” but it’s too insufferable to even post it

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Astronaut tweets

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You're so self centred

who else am i supposed to be centred on

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i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

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good morning ladies let’s get violent

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"your password is weak" well so is my memory so plz let me keep it

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