Last night I said a lich that wanted to prevent their lawful good enemies from killing them could make their phylactery an innocent person. This morning, I realized that might prevent heroes from killing them, but the lich would want to make sure the person didn’t die of other causes. Which led me to imagine this completely unassuming villager having the world’s most evil fairy godmother.
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do you think the guys who wrote the constitution had a REALLY GOOD constitution modifier?
Have you seen how many times they amended that thing? They must have had more than one constitution modifier - Paper, who got 4 hours' sleep last night
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there is a fine line between honoring the actor's heritage and making everyone native because it makes me happy and I walk it every day
anyway tommy kinard is now mixed to me, his dad is Italian American still but his mom is Inuk, it's my fic I do what I want
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Either people need to learn how to tell the difference between an “I’m sorry” that takes direct responsibility and an “I’m sorry” that signifies sympathy, or I’m gonna start responding to unfortunate information with a solemn nod and a “Sympies,” because I am tired of receiving a “Why? It wasn’t your fault” every time I try to vocalize compassion.
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really, a shame we never got a scene like this:
Nate, planning a con: "Eliot, you're going to take her out."
Eliot: [pauses] "Like..." [somewhat hesitant garroting gesture]
Nate: "Wh- no, like on a date."
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"we live in a society" but it's "we live in an ecosystem"
It’s so weird when people on social media comment negatively about reintroducing wolves. Like were you born in 1837 what’s the matter with you
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it would be cool if knowing a behavior or thought pattern was irrational made you stop doing it
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personifying fire is nothing new we've been doing it forever. but fire IS a living thing to me.
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"I can't believe [media] was actually about _____ the whole time!!!"
[one possible interpretation, yep]
[literally the main theme??]
[worst take you've seen in your life]
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Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II - gifs 5/? - “Welcome to Las Almas”.
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Sorry, I haven’t done my work, yeah, I’m in spoon jail. Yeah, I was in really bad spoon debt, and I stopped paying my spoon taxes. Yeah, I can’t do anything until I gather enough spoons to pay my spoon bail.
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Aromantics up to tomfoolery and hijinks
Call that aroantics
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the specific tumblr brand of casual racism is really something because none of the people doing it even have considered that theyre being racist as they constantly denigrate and dismiss the work of very notable and famous black authors, artists, musicians and intellectuals whos influence on culture and society have impacted all the stupid pop culture shit they like anyways
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reblog to cast level 5 spell: everyone who reads this gets a full night sleep
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