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Kiss me under the sistine chapel's black smoke. We found love in a popeless place.

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I love VTM but I think my least favorite thing about the way they do the embrace is that the banes and all the bad things are supposed to take hold immediately. These are vampires. Theyre immortal. Let it take time, and it will be so much more horrifying.

Let the new Nosferatu scratch their head two nights in and a chunk of hair falls out. They look in the mirror three nights later and realize how much thinner their skin has gotten, and they touch their jaw carefully, and a strip of skin peels away to reveal the jaw underneath.

Let the new Malkavian be so so so paranoid because they KNOW whats coming, but by a month in, nothing seems to have happened. And theyre so worried, but theyre hoping against the universe that please, maybe they'll be the exception. Maybe they wont fall to the voices. And then they get home and talk to their friend about their worries, and after a little while, they feel relieved. The friend helps, so they keep talking to them. A few months go by and they are happy that they were worried over nothing, and they never even realize theyve been talking to the walls this whole time.

Let the new Ventrue have to figure out their blood limitation themselves. Their first few nights or weeks, they can drink whatever, but slowly the curse sets in. They drink some blood and immediately puke it up. They drink another type and break out in hives. Another sends them into torpor. But they HAVE to keep going. They have to find what they CAN drink, because until they do, they'll feel nothing but hunger and pain and rage and suffering. And the longer it takes to find it, the worse the wrong ones will be

Let the banes take time to take hold! I think thats significantly more interesting than everything just happening all at once all in one night, especially since these are immortal beings we're talking about. The horror of the vampire is supposed to be that all of the suffering is eternal. Let this take some time too.

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I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

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I like to imagine that sometimes after he’s had a hard day parenting, a demon tries to invade Percy’s mind to get him to invent the vape and he wakes up in a cold sweat screaming.

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sorry, i was just having the funniest conversation with my friend about if the matron became mortal and got raised by her champion again, like if vax returned and then raised her like purvan, and it gave me truly the funniest mental image of a vaxleth happy ending only keyleth now has to raise the goddess she loathed, like we've been laughing about this for ten minutes straight

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Gods become mortals. And their followers? Well, they become what’s basically a fan club. And what does that make the gods? Why, Exandria’s first influencers, of course.

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okay but how hilariously mad would Ludinus be if they gain control of Predathos and get it to cough up Ethedok and Vordo and this whole thing ends with more gods than it started with

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Asmodeus told him so

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what is the FUCKING POINT then???

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This came to me in a thought during the moment after my alarm sounded but before my mind fully woke up

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this man is out to get me btw

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I feel like my gender is somewhere between lieve'tel and captain xandis

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CAPTAIN XANDIS LIVES MOTHERFUCKERS

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i know the world will not end if i dont get this scholarship but i'll end me for sure