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paopanda88-blog · 11 years ago
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After reading 50 Shades, I have been experimenting with some s&m. So far, so good. #fiftyshadesofpanda #iwillwhipyourass #saymynamebitch #begforanother #panda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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That's some hole you've got there... #thatswhatshesaid #foxglacier #newzealand #panda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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I call him my HPILF.... #helicopterpilotidliketoF #heputhiscansonme #hesgotgreatverticallift #pilotfever #panda #naughtypanda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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Pilot Ross, the original EFG. #elderlyf-ablegentleman #menoverfiftyoccassionallyturnmeon #pilotswaysturnmeon #milehighclub #ialmostmadehimcrash #panda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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Sea captains love me. I ditched tinder and have been trying seacaptaindate.com. I will be engaged by spring. #captaingraeme #heuseshispyglasswell #putyourpeglegwherethesundoesntshine #tinderprobs #pandaslovecaptains
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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Milford Sound, New Zealand. Yes, I know my panda passport has more stamps than yours. #yolo #diy #pandatude #donthatetheplayer #panda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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All business on top and a party in the back. #mymotto #mullet #mybacksideisalwaysaparty #ismelledit #panda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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Piggyback ride from this betch!! And no, I am not making this one dirty.... @eajohnso #pandapiggyback #emsnecksmellslikemycooter #oopswasthatdirty #ilied #panda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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I planted a tree today! Wally is an environmentalist. And he knows I like wood. #woodcomesfromtrees #pandaseatwood #thatswhatshesaid #yolo #panda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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My new beau Wally. He uses his feathers to tickle my belly when we are in bed. If he proposes I am saying yes. #wally #hesabirdbuthumpslikeacamel #isthatyourbeakorareyoujusthappytoseeme #panda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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While on the mountain, I fell in deep love with our hiking guide, Martin. When we got back, he showed me his "tools." #isthataniceaxeinyourpocketorareyoujusthappytoseeme #ticklemewithyourmountainbeard #cramponsmakemehorny #panda #newzealand
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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If you take one lesson away from knowing me, it should be: never leave a panda alone with the cookie box. #layoffmeimstarving #ijustclimbedamountain #whatwouldcookiemonsterdo #panda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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The girls were like, "we feel fat from all the wine we are drinking...let's go climb a mountain to feel better about ourselves." Guess who had to chaperone?? #ilivewithidiots #onehikewontmakeyouskinny #mtcook #newzealand #pandatramping
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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Sometimes you just need a little "me time". #pamperedpanda #hottub #pinotgris #citylights #metime #dontbejealous #panda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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Small panda, big wood. #talldarkandhandsome #bambooisnttheonlywoodieat #yesiamobjectifyingaredwood #dirtypanda #panda
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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The girls and I are having a contest to see who can check off the most countries. I beat them to Maori. #hotwoodenpiece #theycallittrampinghere #tindergetsyournumberswayup #pandawithgame
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paopanda88-blog · 12 years ago
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Sometimes tinder is unpredictable. #tinder #idontdatesharksiwantawhale #ithoughthewouldbetaller #atleastheisananimalinbed
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