heullo it's me . spotify . I just wanted to know if by shuffle you meant normal style or horrible terrible useless worst style. actually I'm gonna assume horrible terrible useless worst style
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Concept: have friends over, watch pitch perfect, when Becca goes to watch the breakfast club stop watching pitch perfect and start watching the breakfast club. After the movie resume pitch perfect. That's it, that's the whole concept.
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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.
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Happy mishaversary, never forget April 1st 1013
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alright gays, i'm gonna go clock into work [searches up vanilla extract and clicks the vanilla extract option in every poll for 8 hours] ah another hard days work done, but i do what i love
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is this how you make a cake?
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(logging into the beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground website) they better not be beating a slightly funny joke into the fucking ground in here
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hey (with the intention of force feeding you vanilla extract)
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am i late to the party?
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