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a couple weeks ago this guy posted in the chicago pagan facebook group saying that he’s a djinn and that there’s a portal between here and egypt and only he and one other person had the power to close it and there was going to be a massive sandstorm… like dude, close the fucking portal, why are you even telling us this

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one thing they don't tell u is if it's niceys outside u can go outside to look at phone . just go under the shade. it's literally better vibes than being inside looking at phone

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"cash or card?" ummmmmm dubloons lol

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pro-tip: don't ever use the sentence "thousands of years" in your worldbuilding unless you really know what a thousand years is like

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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

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Being an adult is finding a fantastic apartment close to downtown and relatively cheap. A beautiful place. Save for the fact that the only carpet is on the ceiling.

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was troubleshooting over the phone and the tech on the other end at one point followed up an instruction with "good boy!! yes you are!!" and i hit the full silent "???????" for a complete comedy beat before the tech explained he was walking his new puppy. i dont think i have a script to navigate that otherwise so im glad

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all of that being said the necromancer conversation with blackwall leads to the funniest dialogue wheel in all of dragon age

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Chicago Tribune, Illinois, November 19, 1920

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we are finally on the road! and the cats are in a dog crate in the car

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God bless

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this article is SO funny (can’t do gift links sorry but i read it on pocket). noted University of Chicago Renaissance historian and Hugo finalist Ada Palmer has been running a 1492 papal conclave LARP in class for fifteen years and now it’s been held during an actual general congregation. 🤌

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buddy, you cant fuck osmosis jones. hes too small. you put him on your dick, he just goes on an adventure. he just has a car chase and learns a lesson.

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we are packing up completely to move and it sucks

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their love is so powerful that they can show me cartoons for free