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Amiga, quero te desejar um super ultra mega fantástico aniversário!!!!

Tu sabe que tu é uma das pessoas mais importantes na minha vida e que sem ti eu seria penas um pocinho de miséria. Tu é minha cara terceira parte, minha amada pessoa para desrespeitar direitos humanos e regras sociais, minha companheira de cozinha, risadas e reclamações.

Depois de um ano tão turbulento e uma semana tão angustiante, te desejo muitas risadas e tudo de bom que há no mundo!!

E pra desestressar preparei esse reles bloguezinho nos últimos meses com alguns conteúdos que espero que tu goste e te façam rir tanto quanto me fizeram rir! (Eu não testei ele no computador então espero que esteja de boas, não sei por onde ti vai ver).

Bjinhos da sua amiga, ex colega, alma trigemea que te amo mais que tudo,

Dudi

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Having a blast at the park

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So peaceful Souvenir. A brother singing ancient Andalusian song in Al-hambra palace.

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History is fun because despite of the world getting dictated largely by massive and seemingly inevitable trends, sometimes things with a massive impact are decided by the most human elements.

Ancient China almost made direct contact with ancient Rome. They had heard of the place and this one guy - his name was Gan Ying - was sent to find it. He made it as far as "the Western sea", which might have been the Persian Gulf, the Black Sea, or even the Mediterranean, nobody now knows for sure.

Anyway he started asking how to get to the other side, and how long does the journey by sea would take. And for some fucking reason someone told him "idk could be three months, could be two years. You just never know with these things. Pack food for three years and be prepared to die."

And hearing this, Gan Ying thought "fuck that" and just went home.

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this is my new favorite video

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Thinking about how my mom tried to “seduce” my dad when they were in college together by sneaking oranges into his backpack, because she grew up food insecure and feeding someone/sharing food was a big deal with her upbringing with a lot of emotional meaning–

and meanwhile my poor dad is just convinced that he’s been haunted by some citrus poltergeist because why the fuck are there always oranges in his bag he swears he did not put there???

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caramel frappe give me the strength to clean my room

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drake?

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I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

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thanos was weak. he struggled for years to get the infinity stones only to snap half the universe away while jadis, the white witch, girl boss supreme, just said one word and everyone died.

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Rich people showers