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Walk into your kitchen at 3am and this wizard is waiting for you, having drunk your beer and sampled, but disliked, your potato chips, hasn’t done the dishes, and he isn’t happy

What do you do?

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I literally can’t figure out what this means.

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Before and after I sign good boy to my deaf dog

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you come to my house. you see this. 

“oh? you have kids?” “No” i reply. “…rabbits?” “No,” again I reply. you look closer. inside is a roomba. ‘its almost time to feed him!’ i say. your eyes ask a handful of questions, but you remain silent. i sprinkle a handful of dirt in the enclosure.

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This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

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Pornhub comments are our only hope

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remembering that you inhabit a body and that your physical appearance is inevitably tied into how people perceive you

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this is the money jessica. reblog in 10 seconds for good luck 

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The dog selling hot dogs prank - Watch the video

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