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Selling this guy for 350g, hes unbred and 4 years old (hatched november 11 2020)

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why did they have that

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reblog to have Marva infest frblr as well

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i still think they should be real btw <3

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been a while since i posted a scry :3 just a simple xyz to celebrate gecko on moderns, its so good!

terracotta/spruce/peach with chorus/eel/gecko!

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oh awesome, my pile of ash likes me

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can't believe it's 2025 and i'm still seeing people arguing against a food gathering rework

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i made this over the course of a whole day because i am procrastinating wrapping presents.

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"takes me about an hour to bond familiars" i say forgetting that notn makes the webbed site crawl around on its hands and knees like a businessman after work hours at his local BDSM dungeon.

You can do it buddy. Safe word is Chartreuse.

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NotN advice from an experienced player

decimate bamboo falls ecosystem spare no life kill everything destroy your wrist destroy your sleeping schedule never eat or drink never look away from screen DON'T STOP chest chests chest get CHEST OPEN OPEN open them IMMEDIATELY do not SELL ever never sell get egg from chest so many egg all egg HATCH HATCH HATCH THEM HATCH EVERY EGG YOU DON'T NEED MONEY WHEN YOU HAVE 6 BILLION NOCTURNE ARMY

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NOTN advice from a veteran: it’s the holidays. Ignore your family. They’ll probably be there afterwards. NOTN is once a year. It is your life for the next two weeks. Embrace it. Live it. Thrive. Kill a man

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"they're not graceful", "they're not elegant", "They're not angelic"

-and i took that personally (as a challenge!)

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i trust we’re all mature enough now so can i just the say philza ace race incident? genuinely one of the funniest fucking things to ever come out of mcc. it’s up there it’s the mcc7 battle box incident. so many grown adults decided to ignore the actual track signals because of their immutable trust in philza minecraft and i think that’s beautiful

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fuck this time loop im leaving (walks into a different, worse time loop)

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I'm so glad Sam Reich is pioneering the return of improv shows. A guy who saw Who's Line Is It Anyways and said we can take it even further. let's drop a body from the rafters