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REALLY LONG CHARACTER QUIZ DONT READ IT
i mean its really long its not worth it
Your OC’s full name:
Nicholas John Enswiler :3c
What does their name mean?:
"Vicktory of the people”
Do they have a nickname?:
He’s Nick!!
Are they Male or Female?:
Male
What species/race are they? (Human, vampire, fairy, angel etc.):
He’s white
How old is s/he physically (e.g a vampire may look 20 but they may really be 4000 or something)?:
Physically 27
But really how old are they really?:
27
Are they immortal?:
No
When is their birthday?:
November 10
What year were they born?:
1993
So that would mean their starsign is…?:
Scorpio!
And even though you probably don’t care…their birthstone?:
I don’t know
What is their blood type? :
Unknown
Their nationality:
German, possibly Irish. Swedish
Their ethnicity:
White
Where does your character currently live?:
Santa Fe New Mexico
What is their place in society? (e.g poor, rich, middle class, royalty etc):
Middle class. Young guy working
When is your story set?
2021
Do they have a rank or title? (general, queen, duke, doctor…):
Nope
Does your character have any allergies?:
No
Do they have any other medical conditions?:
Nothing significant
Appearance
What hair color do they have?:
Nondescript brown
What style do they have it in most of the time? (in a ponytail, pigtails, spiked up etc):
Not really styled. Keeps it short
How long is their hair when down?:
It’s short
What color eyes do they have?:
Brown
Do their eyes have any powers? (Like flashing, changing color with their mood, controlling people):
No
Do they wear glasses or contacts?:
Nope
What about their mouth do they have full lips, thin lips, a crooked smile?:
Average
What kind of teeth do they have? (fangs, missing teeth, a gold tooth):
Large, straight teeth, his smile is his “crown feature”
What kind of nose do they have? (straight, crooked, covered in warts):
Straight
Do they have a particular face shape? (heart shaped, wide jaw…):
No
Do they have ear piercings?:
No
Do they have piercings anywhere else, and if so where?:
Nope
How tall are they?:
5′11″
What do they weigh?:
Idk like 165
Are they overweight underweight or their ideal weight?:
Ideal weight. He’s a pretty good looking guy!
Is their anything noticeable about their posture a slouch or standing up very straight?:
No not really
Do they wear nail varnish?:
No
Do they dye their hair?:
No
Do they have any birth marks?:
Do freckles count? He has a lot of those
Do they have any tattoos?:
No
Do they have any scars?:
Nothing major
Do they have any distinguishing features? (missing/extra limbs tails or whiskers included):
No
Do they have any particular style? (Goth, emo, jock….):
Pretty average guy
What do they like to wear?:
Nice, dark wash jeans and he likes to wear a collared/button-up shirt or something with long sleeves and some nicer neckline to work. Sometimes he’ll tuck his shirt in, depending. Around he house and with friends, he’ll wear t-shirts. He wears dark red or green Vans and a faux leather leather jacket during the cold seasons.
Do they wear makeup? :
Nah he’s cis
Do they wear jewellery?:
Nope
Do they have any disabilities?:
No
Are they left or right handed?:
He’s right handed
Magical properties
Personality
Are they religious?:
Nah he was raised agnostic and identifies as an athiest.
Is your character superstitious?:
No way
Do they have any political beliefs?:
He’s certainly left-leaning, probably socially democratic like most of his age group
Do they belong to an organization or cult?:
Oh no
What are your character’s views on sex and relationships? (do they think it’s okay to sleep around or would they rather marry before losing their virginity that kind of thing.):
Nick is open minded about all sorts of lifestyles, but for him personally sex is an expression of love reserved for him and his wife.
Is this unusual for their time? (If they’re in a time and place where sex outside of marriage is suicide but they do it anyway):
Huh I mean it’s 2021 so, maybe, but certainly not objectionable by any means
Does your character have any views on life after death?:
He certainly doesn’t feel like people who’ve died are sticking around.
Has your character ever murdered someone?:
No
If so was it in self defense?:
no
Or revenge?:
no
Was it a one off, or do they kill a lot? (whether they’re an assassin or not.):
No
Do they agree with murder in general?:
Of course not
Are they violent?:
Definitely not
Is there a reason for this such as a personality disorder?:
Nope!
Or do they just have a short temper?:
He definitely does not have a short temper lol
Does your character agree with stealing?:
Of course not
What is your character’s outlook on life, are the optimistic pessimistic or other?:
Hmm good question. Nick tends to be more optimistic. He generally sees the best in other people and expects the best outcome.
Is your character vain?:
Nah, barely
Is your character outgoing, shy, or somewhere in between?:
He’s somewhere in between, but he’s more on the shy side only that he’s more introverted.
Does your character have any secrets?:
Nick doesn’t have any “big secrets”. However he himself is quite secretive about what he thinks and feels. He keeps it pretty close to the vest, which could be described as “secretive”.
Has your character ever been depressed?:
Clinically maybe not, but he definitely experiences depression as a factor of negative life events
Has your character ever self harmed or tried to commit suicide?:
Not Nick no
Does your character believe in monogamy or polygamy?:
Monogamy 100%. Happily married
What are your characters views on homosexuality?:
Sexuality is innate, love who you want!
Is this unusual for their time? (If they live in a time and place where homosexuality is frowned upon yet they are homosexual themselves.):
No it’s 2021
Is your character rebellious?:
He rebels subconsciously about the expectations and impositions placed upon him by his wife
Or do they follow the rules?:
But generally he does yes
Does your character believe in destiny, or do they believe they control their own fate?:
Anyone who is intelligent knows there is no such thing as destiny
How does your character react/cope with rejection?:
He feels hurt, and mostly confused, but he keeps it to himself and you might not even know he’s dealing with something.
Does your character have a certain catchphrase or motto?:
No
What kind of sense of humour do they have?:
He has a wry, observational sense of humor. He has an internal sense of irony that doubles as a coping mechanism
Is your character always honest or a liar?:
Honest, but bordering on the “lying by omission” type
Are they trusting or suspicious?:
I’d say he’s pretty trusting
Can your character be trusted or are they themselves deceitful?:
He’s trustworthy, he has other peoples’ best interests in mind and acts with the best of intentions. He’s not always right, but he doesn’t intend to cause harm
Romance
What’s their sexuality?:
He’s straight
Do other characters agree with this?:
He’s man married to a woman it’s pretty blatant
Do they have a lover?:
Noo
If so who are they?:
No
How did they meet?:
No
Did they automatically get together, or were hearts broken before they did?:
No
What does your character like about their partner?:
No
What does your character dislike about their partner?:
No
Are they or have they been married?:
He’s married to his wife Simone
Has your character had any forbidden romances?:
No
Was the villain/hero/person from a forbidden community?:
No
While they were dating/married to someone else?:
Nope
Did/does anyone else know?
If so, how did they find out, were they told or did they catch your character and their secret lover?:
Did your character’s partner/family/community find out about the forbidden romance?:
Were your character and secret love forced to end their relationship?:
Or did it all work out eventually, resulting in your character staying with his/her forbidden partner?:
How old was your character when they had their first crush?:
He was probably in elementary or middle school and had a crush on a girl
Did it end well?:
Eh
How much older was your character when they had their first boyfriend/girlfriend?:
Eighteen and that was Simone, who he later married
How old was your character when they had their first kiss?:
Probably sixteen or seventeen
Has your character lost their virginity?:
yes oh my fucking god hes 27 <-- lol
If so at what age, and if not what age would they like to lose it?:
Probably 18
Did they willingly lose their virginity?:
Jesus
Other relationships
What are your character’s biological parents’ names?:
I don’t give them names, but he has a father
Are your character’s parents still alive or are they dead?:
His dad dies when he’s 27
What do they do for a living, or what did they do?:
His dad was a professional chef
Does/did your character get along with their parents?:
Yeah Nick loved his dad. They were really close
Does/ did your character admire or look up to their parents?:
Yes he looked up to his dad quite a bit
Are your character’s parents still together?:
No
Does your character have any siblings?:
His older brother Louis
Does your character have any children?:
No. Maybe someday!
Does your character have any friends?:
He has a few friends from high school, and then several friends he’s made with Simone, friends he’s met through activities like rock climbing and his last job, and then of course.....Jack
Do they have a best friend?:
Probably but it’s not really stated
If your character is magical, did they meet their friends due to their magical powers? (e.g Mew Ichigo being friends with Mew Mint due to them both being transformed into mew mews):
Okay
At first sight what do most other characters think of your character?:
He’s friendly, smiley, easygoing, and maybe a bit of a people pleaser
After getting to know them is your character what they first seem?:
Yeah that pretty much checks out!
Is your character 'popular’?:
Eh, yeah. He’s generally liked
Or is your character 'unpopular’?:
No
Does your character dwell on and live up to this label of popular/unpopular?:
Noo
Or do they not care and just do their own thing?:
Yeah. But he isn’t in high school either lol
Is your character bullied or looked down upon by another character/certain group of characters?:
No of course not
Does your character have any pets?:
Yep he has his dog, Harley girl!
How does your character feel about people in general? (before getting to know someone do they automatically think people are evil):
He’s pretty open minded to people, but he generally likes to spend time alone so sometimes he’s hesitant to open up
Is your character right to feel this way? (they believe someone is evil and it turns out they were right.):
i guess so ??? idk hes a lonely guy <-- lol yep
Is anyone protective of your character?:
Simone
Is your character protective of anyone?:
JAACKKKK. and Simone
If so why? :
He wants to help him
Abilities
Do they have any non-magical talents or abilities?:
He’s a pretty good artist
Does your character have any 'normal’ talents? (drawing writing running etc):
Above
Does your character have any magical talents or skill in combat?:
no
Does your character have any unusual abilities?:
d
Does your character have any unusual strengths? (Like a vampire that can go out in daylight):
v
If so, is this due to a mutation or some kind of magical spell?:
w
Past
Where was your character born?:
Santa Fe
Was your character adopted?:
No
Has your character ever been abused sexually or otherwise?:
No...
If none of these, were there any events in your character’s past that has changed or traumatised them?:
No
Did your character look up to anyone when they were a child?:
His dad
Has your character ever lost someone close to them?:
His dad!
Does your character have a past life? (Like Sailor Moon being Princess Serenity in the past):
No
Does your character have any regrets?:
Aspects of his relationship with his dad. It’s complicated.
Give us a back-story, it can be as short or long as you like-
Eh
Likes and Dislikes
Whether your character is still in school or not…:
Nope, graduated with his b. Arch in 2016.
What is their favourite subject?:
He’s an architect, so somewhere in the design/physics sphere
What is their least favourite subject?:
I don’t think Nick would have enjoyed marketing classes.
What subject are they best at?:
Math
What subject are they worst at?:
I don’t know. Haven’t really thought about it.
So what is your character’s favourite meal?:
He likes to cook, although I don’t know what meal specifically would be his favorite
Their favourite treat/dessert?:
ice cream?? Who knows
Does your character like/drink alcohol?:
Occasionally, socially
What is your character’s favourite drink?:
Alcoholic? Probably an IPA or st
What is your character’s least favourite drink?:
This is irrelevant to PL
Favourite color?:
I associate Nick with warm colors, so I’m thinking orange or brown
Least favourite color?:
??
Favourite book?:
I don’t see Nick as a big reader. But given he’s in a book, I’ll ascribe him by own: Remains of the Day
Least favourite book?:
See above
Favourite band/singer/song/genre of music?:
Nick loves a wide variety of music. He likes classic rock, soul, and more. He likes Bob Dylan, Stevie Wonder, Phil Collins, Willie Nelson, The Beatles, Irma Thomas, The Beach Boys
Least favourite band/singer/song/genre of music?:
Nah he’s pretty open minded. I don’t really see him as a trance/house type of guy though
Favourite Movie?:
I honestly don’t know
Least favourite movie?:
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Favourite computer/board game?:
Nah he doesn’t do this (author’s principle)
Least favourite computer/board game?:
the
Your character’s favourite place?:
The basement where he works LMFAO
Their least favourite place?:
Good question
Their favourite instrument?:
Piano :’)
Their least favourite instrument?:
No
Does your character have any hobbies?:
He draws some, rock climbing, cross country skiing, cooking, dog related activities, salsa dancing with his wife
What are your character’s strengths?:
He’s kind and intuitive, he’s steady, he’s neat and organized, he’s predictable and dependable.
What are your character’s weaknesses?:
He’s passive, he’s indecisive, sloth, inertia, shy, lacks proper vocabulary to communicate his needs
Does your character have any fears?:
He’s afraid to feel. He’s afraid to lose control. He’s afraid to trust.
Does your character smoke or have they ever smoked?:
No
Does your character take drugs, or have they ever taken drugs?:
Weed if it’s around him and he probably experimented with other drugs in college
Is your character addicted to anything?:
No
What makes your character happy?:
"being here at work and listening to you play the piano sometimes”
What makes your character sad?:
His dad died
What makes your character angry?:
His dad died
Can your character cook?:
Yeah!
Do they enjoy cooking?:
Yes!
Other
Does your character sleep a lot?:
Within reason
Or are they an insomniac?:
No
Do they stutter?:
Nope
Do they have any nervous twitches?:
No
Are they clumsy?:
Nope
Is their anything they do characteristically? (Play with their necklace/ fiddle with their hair all the time etc):
Eh I don’t think so
Do they swear at all?:
Not a lot
Do they swear a lot?:
Abo e
Present and future
Does your character go to school college or university?:
He did
Does your character work either full time or part time?:
Full time
What is your character’s job if they have one?:
He’s an architect!
Does your character enjoy their job?:
Yeah for the most part
Your views
Is your character different now than when your first created them?:
Hahaha...it’s Nick! This guy has been around in some form since early 2012. In some way or the other, he’s been my character that’s imprisoned in his life/mind, and reaching out for a more decisive personality to free him from his little cage.
How that’s looked, and his personality and motivations and wants, have varied wildly from draft to draft.
Current PL Nick is friendly, kind, accepting, open-minded, curious, well-intentioned, passive, lonely and longing.
First Ever Nick (a curmudgeon named Frank) was insecure, bitter, aggressive, judgmental, prejudiced, lonely, passionate and longing.
Nick can’t exist in his universe without the existence of the opposing character, in this case, and historically, Jack.
PL is on all faces, a story of a dynamic and relationship between two people.
If so in what way?:
See above.
Do you like your character?:
I’m fucking obsessed with this guy!! He’s been around for eleven years, man’s a fucking veteran in my heart!! I love you Nick!
Do you think you would get along with your character if they were real?:
YEs!! He’s nice, I’m nice, he’s funny, I’m funny, he’s a people pleaser, I’m a people pleaser...
Is your character based on a real person?:
No, but he has a lot of aspects of myself *mentally* more than any of my other characters
Is your character based on another character, your own or otherwise?:
He’s based on hundreds of earlier versions of himself
What would your character’s soundtrack be and why?(list as many songs as you like ):
"Subterranean Homesick Blues” comes to mind almost immediately
If you feel like it, write a character bio, include whatever you like about your character:
Okay Nah i pretty much just did that
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a surv that i took in less than a min
1. had sex? YEP 2. bought condoms? YEP 3. gotten pregnant? NOPE 4. failed a class? YES 5. kissed a boy? YES 6. kissed a girl? YES 7. had a job? YES 8. left the house without my wallet? YES 9. bullied someone on the internet? YES 10. sexted? NO 11. had sex in public? YES 12. smoked weed? YES 13. smoked cigarettes? YES 14. smoked a cigar? NO 15. drank alcohol? YES 16. been to a wedding? YES 17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight? HAHAHA OH MY GOD 18. watched tv for 5 hours straight? YES 19. been late for school? YES 20. kissed in the rain? YES 21. showered with someone else? YES 22. been outside my home country? NO 23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? YES 24. had lice? NO 25. gotten my heart broken? YES 26. had a credit card? YES 27. been to a professional sports game? NO 28. broken a bone? NO 29. been unhappy about my weight? YES 30. won a trophy? NO 31. cut myself? YES 32. been on a diet? NO 33. rode in a taxi? YES 34. stayed up for 24 hours or more? YES 35. been to a concert? YES 36. had a crush on someone of the same sex? YES 37. had braces? NO 38. wore make up? YES 39. lost my virginity before I was 16? NO 40. kissed someone a different race than myself? YES 41. snuck out of the house? NO 42. had oral sex? YES 43. dyed my hair? YES 44. met someone famous? NO 45. been on vacation? YES 46. been on a boat? YES 47. been on an airplane? YES 48. prank called someone? YES 49. taken a pregnancy test? YES 50. been suspended from school? NO
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aww wyeah
Cross out everything you’ve done:
Appearance
I have/had piercings besides the ears.
I want piercings besides the ears.
I have a scar.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have/want a tattoo.
I can be self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/had braces
I have more than two piercings
Embarrassment
Disney movies still make me cry sometimes.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
I’ve glued my hand to something.
I’ve laughed until some kind of beverage came out of my nose
I’ve had my pants rip in public.
I’ve touched something sharp/hot/etc to see if it would hurt.
Health
I’ve gotten stitches.
I’ve broken or dislocated a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had chicken pox
Travel
I’ve been to Florida.
I’ve driven/ridden over 200 kilometres in one day. kilometres omfg??
I’ve been on a plane.
I’ve been to California
I’ve been to Asia.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Vanuatu or the Mystery Islands.
I’ve been to the Caribbean.
I’ve been to Europe.
Experiences
I’ve gotten lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve slapped someone.
I’ve kissed someone underwater.
I’ve chugged something.
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a school musical.
I’ve auditioned for something.
I’ve been on stage.
I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve sat on a rooftop at night.
I’ve pranked someone.
I’ve ridden in a taxi.
Honesty / Crime
I’ve been threatened to be arrested.
I’ve done something I promised someone I wouldn’t.
I’ve done something I promised myself I wouldn’t.
I’ve snuck out.
I’ve lied about my whereabouts.
I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
Death
I’m afraid of dying.
I hate funerals.
I’ve seen someone/something die.
Someone close to me has committed suicide.
I have attempted suicide.
I’ve thought about suicide before.
I’ve written a eulogy for myself.
Materialism
I own over 5 rap CD’s.
I’m obsessed with anime/manga.
I collected comic books.
I own a lot of makeup.
I own something from Pac Sun.
I own something from The Gap.
I own something I got on E-Bay.
I own something from Abercrombie.
I thrive on compliments.
I thrive on hate.
Random
I can sing low key.
I’ve stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others easily.
I watch the news occasionally or always.
I don’t like to kill bugs.
I sing in the shower.
I’m a morning person.
I’m a sports fanatic.
I twirl my hair.
I care about grammar.
I love to spam friends.
I’ve copied more than 30 CD’s in a day.
I bake well.
I would wear pajamas to school.
I like Martha Stewart.
I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
I’ve not turned something in and still got an A in a certain class.
I can’t sleep if there’s a spider in the room.
I’m really ticklish.
I like white chocolate.
I bite/used to bite my nails.
I’m good at remembering names.
I’m good at remembering dates.
I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
People
…used to ask if I was anorexic/bulimic.
…called me fat.
…have said I’m skinny.
…have said I’m ugly.
…have said I’m pretty.
…have spread rumors about me.
…force me to eat.
…say I eat too much.
…say I eat too little.
Eating
I’ve lost weight quickly.
I’ve gained weight quickly.
I’m at my thinnest.
I’m at my biggest
I’ve lost weight and kept it off.
I’ve lost weight, but gained it back.
My weight affects my mood.
I diet.
I’m vegan/vegetarian.
I exercise.
I’ve fainted from exhaustion.
Family
I’ve sworn at my parents.
I’ve planned to run away from home before.
I’ve run away from home.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want kids in the future.
I’ve had kids.
I’ve lost a child.
Relationships
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’m single.
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I have/had a friend with benefits.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I’ve gotten divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back probably.
Someone has/had feelings for me when I didn’t have them back.
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t.
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did.
I’m a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve hugged a stranger.
I’ve kissed a stranger.
Bad times
I regularly drink.
I can’t swallow pills.
I can swallow numerous pills at a time without difficulty.
I’ve been diagnosed with depression at some point.
I have/had anxiety problems.
I shut others out when I’m upset.
I don’t have anyone to talk to when I’m upset about something personal.
I have taken/take anti-depressants.
I’ve slept an entire day before.
I’ve plotted revenge.
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With the creak and slam of iron doors, we enter Jack’s church of choice to a resonant, deadening silence. A funeral, graveside silence. I can’t remember the last time I was in a church. Crying saints leer down at us from their stained-glass, cathedral prisons. Sculptures faint, starve, hemorrhage, exsanguinate. So many crucifixes, so much pain. It isn’t for me. I just want things to be okay. Find me a church where the saints are all hugging and having a beer or something. I am glad when we escape the chapel.
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It wasn’t just him I showed the basement to, when I started the job, I showed Simone, too. Only I had her over for an in-person tour after I’d made it past the thirty-day mark, after my employment felt secure enough I could file the tiny new firm away into the bin that was my identity. I wanted her to see how I had Arrived, down here in this basement that smells like French cheese, with the one lightbulb and the mouse poop piling up in the corners. Over here is my desk, I said to her. It had been there when our team rolled in here, all metal and 1970s with the laminate peeling off the top in a way that cut my arms sometimes.
Simone said that it was too dark down here, I needed a newer chair, and she still didn’t think they were paying me enough. But look at the new skills I’m learning, I said. You had to learn the new skills to make more money. Something dripped from the ceiling caulking and landed in her scalp.
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I wish I’d taken more pictures of him when he was alive. I wish I had pictures in the privacy of my phone and not the ones we have around our house, which seem to leer out at me when I walk past. The camping trip beside the TV in the living room, his college portrait on the bookshelf, the one from his funeral program on the fridge. It was Simone’s idea to put them places. It still bothers me this was a unilateral decision she made, putting them out. I kissed her, once, in front of the bookshelf photo, and all along I had the sense he was watching me, that my dad was watching through his portraited square, he was watching me kiss my wife. Consequently, I attempt not to kiss her around the house anymore.
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When I was ten years old, I’d taken for some reason to stealing money from my dad’s wallet. I had nothing to spend the money on, I only liked the idea that I could, should I want to. Many a day would I stroll through the lunchroom, reveling in how I was secretly the richest kid here, a privileged secret nobody could ever know about. One or two hundred dollars I accumulated, pocketed inside my pillowcase, undiscovered until I lost a tooth one night and put it under my pillow for the tooth fairy to swap for change (of course I’d known for years it was only my dad, and played along because he seemed like the real believer). I was ten and forgot entirely that the same pillow held the stacks of cash I’d lifted.
On the way into school the following morning, I was about to conjoin the other fifth graders in the gymnasium; I could hear their pubescent racket radiating down the hallways, could hear the rowdies, the jocks-to-be dribbling their basketballs, kids laughing and screaming like it was Easter Sunday on the church lawn. Someone grabbed my arm from behind and spun me around so hard I went dizzy. There was my dad in his plaid dress shirt, his nonslip work shoes, all the hair cowering back from his forehead like a squadron unable to hold the line. One hand squeezed my bicep, the other fisted all that money I’d stole.
“Did you do this?” His eyes were misted over with tears, a maraschino cherry sort of red. I didn’t know what to do. The thing about my dad was he had complained for months about never having the cash he thought he did, but not once did he think to suspect his sons.
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Changing the ones from 2013 otherwise leaving them the same :3c
TEN ARE YOUS 1. Are you single? Yeah 2. Are you happy? Yeah 3. Are you bored? no 4. Are you naked? no 5. Are you a blond/e? heah 6. Are you moody? No 7. Are you a lover/hater? I’m an analyst 8. Are you hot/cold? cold rn! 9. Are you Irish? no 10. Are you Asian? no TEN FACTS 1. Name: emma 2. Middle name: rose 3. Any birth marks: some 4. Hair color: blond 5. Natural hair color: same 6. Eye color: green 7. Height: 5'7 8. Mood: Good 9. Favorite color: green 10. One place you want to visit: the grand tetons, the sierra nevada, the white mountains and most of appalachia, the PNW, oahu/honolulu, japan, alaska TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE 1. Do you believe in love at first sight? No of course not 2. Do you believe in soul mates? Nope 4. Have you ever been hurt emotionally? eyah 5. Have you ever broke someone’s heart? Yeah probably 6. Ever had your heart broken? Haha yeah. Unless ? 7. Have you ever liked someone but never told them? Yeah 8. Are you afraid of commitment? Kind of yeah 9. Who was the last person you hugged? Austin 10. Who was the last person you said I love you to? My mom TEN THIS OR THAT 1. Love or lust? love 3. Cats or dogs? Cats 4. A few best friends or many regular friends? Either 5. Television or internet? Internet by far 6. Chinese or Indian? chinese 7. Wild night out or romantic night in? Either. idk 8. Money or Happiness? Hmm...Both 9. Night or day? Not sure. Probably day 10. MSN or phone? phone TEN HAVE YOU EVER 1. Been caught sneaking out? I’m 25 2. Been skinny dipping? No 3. Bungee jumped? no 4. Finished an entire jaw breaker? no idea 5. Lied to someone you liked? yeah 6. Wanted an ex boyfriend/girlfriend back? Yeha 8. Cried yourself to sleep? no 9. Cried because you lost a pet? YEAH omg bahahaha 10. Wanted to disappear? Yesss TEN PREFERENCES IN A PARTNER 1. Smile or eyes? both! 2. Light or dark hair? I’m open 3. Hugs or kisses? hugs 4. Shorter or taller? taller 5. Intelligence or attraction? intelligence 6. Romantic or spontaneous? Neither 7. Funny or serious? fu ny 8. Older or younger? older lmaooooo 9. Outgoing or quiet? outgoing!! 10. Sweet or bad ass? sweet TEN HAVE YOUS 1. Ever performed in front of a large crowd? once as a Child 2. Ever had sex? yes 3. Ever consumed alcohol? I have 5. Ever been on a cheerleading team? no 6. Ever been on a dance team? no 7. Ever been on a sports team? noe 8. Ever been in a drama play/production? once 9. Ever kissed the same sex? yes 10. Ever been in a rap video? nah TEN LASTS 1. Last phone call you made? to Austin 2. Last person you hung out with? Austin ? I don’t have friends so I don’t really hang out 4. Last time you worked? Friday 5. Last person you tackled? what 6. Last person you IM? This no longer exists! 8. Last person(s) you took to the movies? God I haven’t been to the movies since before Covid 9. Last thing you missed? Backpacking 10. Last thing you ate? Raisin bran and coffee lolololol LAST PERSON TO 1. Sleep beside you? Austin 2. See you cry? I don’t cry in front of other people 3. You went out to dinner with? Austin 5. You talked on the phone to? Austin 7. Made you laugh? Austin WOULD YOU RATHER 1. Pierce your nose or tongue? Neither 2. Be serious or be funny? Funny! I am funnny :) 3. Drink whole or skim milk? Skim 4. Spend time with your parents or enemies? wtf? my parents omg ARE YOU 1. Simple or complicated? Complicated 2. Retarded? offensive DO YOU PREFER 1. Flowers or candy? flowers 2. Gray or black? For clothes probably black, but gray as a color! 3. Color or Black and white photos? Color ? 4. Sunrise or sunset? sunrise 6. Staying up late or waking up early? Staying up late is unfortunately my jam UNIQUE 1. Nervous Habits? i bite my nails my cuticles and my tongue (still :( ) 2. Are you double jointed? no 3. Can you twist your tongue around and roll it? yeah 4. Can you raise one eyebrow? no S 5. Can you cross your eyes? yeah 6. Do you make your bed daily? Every morning QUESTIONS 1. Which shoe goes on first? ive never paid attention to this in my life and i always make a point to but i never do <--- STILL!!! 2. Ever thrown something at someone? yes Regret 3. On average, how much money do you carry with you? I don’t carry cash if that’s what you’re asking 4. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl 5. Have you ever eaten Spam? once 6. Favorite ice cream? choc with fudge lol 7. How many kinds of cereal are in your cabinet? 2 (cheerios and raisin bran) 8. What’s your favorite beverage? I love lacroix! 9. Do you cook? NO lmfao I suck so bad!
LASTS 1. Last Alcoholic Drink: A beer ? Idk I don’t drink alcohol 2. Last Car ride: Austin and I went to sprouts to get food for dinner
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There is a rug spread across the wooden spot where it happened. I don’t know who put it there. It’s made of a stretchy, garbage material like a bunch of plastic bags woven together. On the stove, unmatching pots are piled inside each other like nesting dolls, all gathered from decades of different sets. Beside them, oven mitts are arranged in a pleasing, leaflet display. An orange Post-It tacked to the counter beneath them reads: Free :).
Similar Post-Its can be found on the pot sets, on the piling of kitchen utensils, on the two microwaves, the toaster oven, the personal blender. This morning, I had argued with my brother that charging fifty dollars for my dad’s dining table and cracking chairs was highway robbery. “Nobody is going to buy anything,” I promised him. That was why later, we re-labeled it as Free. We re-labeled almost everything as Free.
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