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Went from listening to Deftones to the love theme from titanic, and if that doesn't explain my music tastes then idk what will.

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Well, yeah obviously ask for permission. Just so they know where ya are, kid. And so they know you're not kidnapped lol.

Kind of.. been wanting to. Go outside of coven more? White walls are.. um.. borring.. no ohfence...

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Uh, sure. Just check in with your folks first, don't want you getting in trouble for going in a stranger's car. I got three more seats, too. In case you guys had a couple friends to bring along.

Kind of.. been wanting to. Go outside of coven more? White walls are.. um.. borring.. no ohfence...

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I can take you on a drive, if you want? I was planning a trip out to the woods, anyway. See if I can find any weird shit, yk?

Kind of.. been wanting to. Go outside of coven more? White walls are.. um.. borring.. no ohfence...

[paradnormal-investigator]

...who taught you what Skibidi toilet was?

Is… thiz…. Yu? @henry-cleaner

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Me with @henry-cleaner

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...who let you eat that? I did NOT give you snails to eat-! Where did you even GET them from-?!

Hey y'all!! what's up? im back

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Fair, fair...

y'all i killed a zombie

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I've still got the shovels if you wanna get rid of it yk? Or an empty boat out on a lake.

y'all i killed a zombie

[paradnormal-investigator]

Yeah!

DOWN WITH THE GOVERMENT!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥

[paradnormal-investigator]

...I'm gonna say no.

I have acquired a beverage.

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I have acquired a beverage.

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...23 HOURS?!

...Holy shit my wife is so gorgeous and sexy and sweet and I love her anyway meep meep im about to be busy licking up whipped cream for however long this takes so in the meantime, uhhhh have some pictures of Mr. Dibbles and happy birthday to me

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...Gimme like, 20 minutes. I'll get the shovels, you wrap the body in towels.

y'all i killed a zombie

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Free on the 14th of February BTW...

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GO

SEE A DOCTOR, KAI!

Is your cum blue??? Blueberry blue!! 🥰

Uhm… no…

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Hi. Quicksilver here. Or, uh Peter-? Pietro. Pietro.

My name is Pietro Django Maximoff - although many of you know me by a different name. As is obvious.

Anyway, I came here to say that earlier this evening, my manager and I were caught engaged in a compromising position together in a dressing room.

...but that's not the whole truth.

For the last few weeks, Miss Baudelaire and I have been engaging in a platonic sexual relationship. There was no romance between us, it was purely physical, it was just... a distraction from our otherwise very stressful lives.

And there is no excuse for it.

It was unprofessional of us. We lost track of time, and we fucked up.

I know we shouldn't have been doing what we did as close to the time of the interview as we did, but...

Well, I don't really have an explanation for it.

What I'm trying to say is, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being so immature and losing track of my priorities.

I'm trying to be a hero you guys can look up to, but it's tricky, man. There's a lot of pressure to be perfect and... I'm not. Nobody is.

I will now be taking questions.