paradox-aethernaut
paradox-aethernaut
The Aethernaut's Paradox
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△-Call me Paradox!-△ A stubbornly optimistic time traveller who loves stars and hot peppermint tea. I collect posts of retrofuturistic aesthetic sensibilities and (of course) only Illuminati-approved fandoms. Memento Mori. △31△xe/they△
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paradox-aethernaut · 4 hours ago
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The entire x-files creative team: Continuity? Never heard of her. Show bible? No. Is Mulder a psychologist? Maybe. Did Mulder and Scully meet in 1992 or 1993? Who knows!
Also the entire x-files creative team: We WILL remember Mulder has a waterbed.
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paradox-aethernaut · 5 hours ago
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Oh!
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paradox-aethernaut · 5 hours ago
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I wish we talked more about how alienating it is as you get older to have no dating experience. Everyone around you talks about exes and awkward dates and all the people that have asked them out. Everyone has funny and awkward stories of romance. And you kind of just sit there with nothing to contribute.
Eventually it feels like you're the only one who didn't at least try dating several people in your teens and early 20s. It feels like this formative experience that you're just....missing.
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paradox-aethernaut · 5 hours ago
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joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.
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paradox-aethernaut · 5 hours ago
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the paul mccartney is dead conspiracy theory is the funniest thing in the world because i feel like if he did die and the beatles did replace him like parents replace a gold fish and the new guy managed to look exactly like him and play left handed bass, piano, and vocals in the same style and produce the same quality of music consistently for 30+ years then it'd be honestly rude to mention it at that point. like he's earned it let him have it
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paradox-aethernaut · 12 hours ago
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I can't be a giver anymore. I want to be loved, nourished, taken care of, spoiled & prioritized. Not just by words, but by actions too.
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paradox-aethernaut · 12 hours ago
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paradox-aethernaut · 12 hours ago
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waiting for my knight in shining armor (ibuprofen) to rescue me from the horrors (head hurty)
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paradox-aethernaut · 12 hours ago
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No, I don’t care if it’s “just the overture” or “only the orchestra.” I don’t care if there’s no one technically onstage yet. Put your phones away and stop talking. The show has started.
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paradox-aethernaut · 21 hours ago
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(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts
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paradox-aethernaut · 21 hours ago
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In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes
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paradox-aethernaut · 21 hours ago
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my relationship with gender? we're divorced
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paradox-aethernaut · 21 hours ago
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Supportive!
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paradox-aethernaut · 21 hours ago
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WHEN ON PERIOD:
do not crash out
your feelings are NOT valid
do not send that text
don't kill yourself. lock in
do not act on negative emotions until at least 2 days have elapsed
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