paradoxanderson

[paradoxanderson]

I'm glad you do, cause I'm great. 

You are terrible but I like it

[paradoxanderson]

I'ma push you in the mud and make you dirty. 

It really did but it wasn’t meant to be dirty

[paradoxanderson]

... That sounds so dirty. 

You’ll see excitement once you are here

[paradoxanderson]

I don't know, something more excited?

What response where you looking for?

[paradoxanderson]

That was not the response I was looking for, but I'll take it. 

Good

[paradoxanderson]

... You've persuaded me. I'll head over now.

I always give you kisses and cuddles. It’s second nature

[paradoxanderson]

Do I get kisses and cuddles if I come hang out with you?

I’m your weird goofball who thinks you should come over and hang out with me

[paradoxanderson]

My cheeks are chubby and weird. You're weird, goofball. 

I do. I really want to pinch your cheeks

[paradoxanderson]

You know you love it. 

Doxxie! Rude.

[paradoxanderson]

You're not allowed to be, I'll have to draw on your face if you ever are.

I’ll never be cuter than you doxxie

[paradoxanderson]

Stop being so cute. You're too cute. Soon you'll be cuter than me and we can't have that. 

A little biased but it’s fine. And still completely true

[paradoxanderson]

Oh please, you're so biased. 

You always look attractive silly boy

[paradoxanderson]

I like to pout. I could always just sit in the middle of wherever you're running and try to look attractive.

Aw. Baby don’t pout. I’ll stay normal.

[paradoxanderson]

But I won't be able to keep up

That’s usually how I run. As an animal

[paradoxanderson]

It was a joke, Love. Just don't turn into a Cheetah or anything. 

You don’t have to baby.

[paradoxanderson]

Physical exercise? Ugh. Sure.

I will after my run. Unless you want to come with me.

[paradoxanderson]

Well I'm definitely getting there at least, better than I was a few months ago.

Well I’m glad you’re getting better at controlling them, mishaps are bound to happen, but I’m sure you will get a hold of them.