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this, too, is butchfemme

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putting a polaroid of you on my unhinged conspiracy board and linking you with a red string to a post it note that just says "gay"

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browsing tumblr on my computer feels like i am doing important business whereas browsing tumblr on my phone feels like i am rotting in realtime

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i too have concepts of a plan

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If Kendrick calls Drake a pedophile at the Super Bowl I think Drake might just have to go into witness protection because like how are you supposed to keep making music at that point

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you guys are laughing. theyre executing babies with a little tykes guillotine and youre laughing.

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when will the fake news media cover the important issues to undecided voters in this country

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“I have concepts of a plan”

My dude the election is less than two months away did the dog eat your fucking presidential homework??

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every time i hear about someone my age or younger who lives in their own apartment with a real job i hit the wall and go WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY until the neighbors call police

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trump is right actually i’m hired by hospitals to kill babies after they’re born my official title is baby executioner and i get paid money for it

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*throws dart* transgender operations on *spins wheel* illegal aliens *consults ouija board* in prison

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why is my entire dash 9/11 jokes did smth happen or

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garf :3 💜💙

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just heard the austin powers theme playing faintly somewhere in the house, I’m the only one here