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If I was a deer I would also stand in the middle of the road staring into the headlights. this is because It's my destiny.
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basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas
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life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die
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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever
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"tumblr humor is only funny to tumblr users" NOT true. those bitches on pinterest love us.
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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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If you mess up a social interaction you can say "Failed Experiment" and move on
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They should invent a method of asking for reassurance that nobody secretly hates you that doesn't make people secretly hate you.
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the issue with 2:15 is thats already 4 pm
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Shoutout people with dyed hair, that has to be one of my favorite genders
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don’t forget that it’s your life. it’s not school’s life, it’s not work’s life, it’s not your family or your partner’s life—it’s perpetually your life, for better or worse. what do you want from this life? forget happy, what motivates you to live? why are you here?
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whoever invented beds was a fucking genius im just all cozied up in here like u don't even know how cozy i am
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“you belong in the kitchen” okay? and you belong in the soup. get Boiled idiot.
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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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before you make a major life decision you should ALWAYS make sure that you are going through something that could be described as an "episode"
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