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Ace allos! ✨

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I bought Batman toothpaste cause it says “adults and children 2 and up” and wouldn’t you know it I’m one of those

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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

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please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those

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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

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i think the moon would like you

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we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)

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no when i say intimacy i mean one of us is bleeding out and the other is putting their entire body weight behind their hands to stop it

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for me to like a character one thing they have to be is highly hurtable

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getting inspired to create stuff is honestly the meaning of life. like i found a great story and now i wanna make a cool story too. literally could there be any better feeling

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The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them

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If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸

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reblog to kiss a fanfic writer on the mouth

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reblog if you’re a sick fuck

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“this character should kill their abuser” i agree. unfortunately they wouldn’t do that.