paradoxolotl
paradoxolotl
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paradoxolotl · 21 hours ago
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this is genius!!!!
performer: @abby_seim 
video source:  @josey__terry
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paradoxolotl · 4 days ago
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You are not immune to the smut propaganda
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paradoxolotl · 10 days ago
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Ace allos! ✨
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paradoxolotl · 10 days ago
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I bought Batman toothpaste cause it says “adults and children 2 and up” and wouldn’t you know it I’m one of those
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paradoxolotl · 10 days ago
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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast
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paradoxolotl · 10 days ago
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paradoxolotl · 11 days ago
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please stop forgiving my sins I worked so hard on those
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paradoxolotl · 11 days ago
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do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind
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paradoxolotl · 13 days ago
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i think the moon would like you
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paradoxolotl · 17 days ago
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we share a warriors bond (we were both in the same fandom at the same time and now neither of us are in that fandom anymore but we’re still beloved mutuals)
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paradoxolotl · 17 days ago
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no when i say intimacy i mean one of us is bleeding out and the other is putting their entire body weight behind their hands to stop it
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paradoxolotl · 17 days ago
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for me to like a character one thing they have to be is highly hurtable
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paradoxolotl · 17 days ago
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getting inspired to create stuff is honestly the meaning of life. like i found a great story and now i wanna make a cool story too. literally could there be any better feeling
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paradoxolotl · 17 days ago
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The purpose of life is to get really into stories that drive you so crazy you sometimes feel the need to throw up from how much you love them
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paradoxolotl · 17 days ago
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If anyone wants to know what a leopard seal sounds like 🦷🩸
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paradoxolotl · 17 days ago
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paradoxolotl · 17 days ago
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reblog to kiss a fanfic writer on the mouth
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