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“lol Android users be like-” your phone is designed to break down after a year, your apps are all programmed to draw unnecessary power after 2 years, all your accessories and hardware are arbitrarily made with only 1 kind of plug in mind so you can’t use them with anything else or get them from anywhere else, the cables are 150$ and break in a year, your phones will not charge if there is lint in the port, the stores will ask you for 150$ to remove that lint, the phone itself is 900$

But your chat bubbles are blue so that balances it out right

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credit to @puffinmaster246 for the original idea i just,, drew it 

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The four elements can be represented by the 4 states of matter: Earth = Solid, Water = Liquid, Air = Gas, and Fire = Plasma

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It’s possible for a man to return to the trunk of his car behind a restaurant in Australia…and he would be back out back of the Outback out back of his Outback in the Outback

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(some of) o r g a n i z a t i o n  x i i i

#kh spoilers #kh3 spoilers

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People who say, ‘relax, it’s just a game’ have never died in MineCraft after finding diamonds

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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

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GTA V- The Bogdan Problem: Prep- Doomsday Heist (#4)

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Ryan: “Once he wasn’t sure did he get stabbed or not. He needed stitches.” Geoff: “Now you’re making stuff up.” Ryan: “Ok.”

Geoff very quickly changed his mind after their first heist together. 

(Sort of a pair to the Scary Ryan comic I did [x])

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So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

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So i’m just watching youtube, trying to chill out and whenever, when I get a Lego Movie 2 Ad for a video I was watching

do you see that timestamp at the bottom? Yeah, this is apparently 5 hours long.

And at first I was wondering, well is it the entire movie? No…this entire ad is for their newest “everything is awesome” type song. It is called “this song is gonna get stuck inside your head” and I am pretty goddamn sure it is going to repeat that one line over and over until my brain melts

So I am going to see if they really are playing it for 5 hours

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windy

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cursed

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If Deadpool was there during the big Avengers moments