paradoxspaceheater
paradoxspaceheater
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maia | they/them | aka peredain
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paradoxspaceheater · 4 hours ago
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Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here
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paradoxspaceheater · 7 hours ago
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he's just like xiao but if instead of conquering demons he had a lil chat with them
hmm let's see
speaks overly directly without realizing how his words may affect others, lacks tact and awareness of social norms even in situations he regularly encounters, tends to blurt out whatever he is thinking regardless of appropriateness
social outcast and likes it that way, is disinterested in conversation, says he prefers the company of corpses to people
single-minded devotion to the truth, even when it hurts himself and others, sense of justice and duty above all
othala celehar have you perhaps considered an autism assessment?
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paradoxspaceheater · 9 hours ago
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hmm let's see
speaks overly directly without realizing how his words may affect others, lacks tact and awareness of social norms even in situations he regularly encounters, tends to blurt out whatever he is thinking regardless of appropriateness
social outcast and likes it that way, is disinterested in conversation, says he prefers the company of corpses to people
single-minded devotion to the truth, even when it hurts himself and others, sense of justice and duty above all
othala celehar have you perhaps considered an autism assessment?
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paradoxspaceheater · 9 hours ago
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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character
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paradoxspaceheater · 9 hours ago
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Some improvised weapons are better than nothing. Others were so good that they became military issue across Europe for several centuries!
Anyway, here’s Patreon
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paradoxspaceheater · 14 hours ago
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shaming people is wrong and cruel even if you think they "deserve it". it's also not effective at anything other than making people miserable and mad at you. just stop. there are other ways to advocate for something.
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paradoxspaceheater · 14 hours ago
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starting a collection
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paradoxspaceheater · 14 hours ago
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my ancient mama
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paradoxspaceheater · 14 hours ago
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say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
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paradoxspaceheater · 14 hours ago
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paradoxspaceheater · 14 hours ago
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some girls aren’t made with sugar spice and everything nice they’re made with garlic basil and olive oil
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paradoxspaceheater · 14 hours ago
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a character who isn't used to being cared for or treated kindly being gently and tenderly cared for for the first time in years or maybe ever. save me
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paradoxspaceheater · 1 day ago
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lock my boy up he did all that shit
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paradoxspaceheater · 1 day ago
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If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
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paradoxspaceheater · 1 day ago
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So like, it's obvious to me reading the comments on my post that anti-porn people are largely like, afraid of porn. Like the concept of a sex video is really spooky to them. They're not making thoughtful critiques of the porn industry, which is genuinely a really fucked up industry, they're mostly just spooked by the concept of a sex video and what it could Do To You If You See It.
I said this in another post, but it's like, the difference between "a ton of coffee is produced using slave labor" (valid, important criticism of the coffee industry) and "coffee turns people into raving coffee addicts who forget how to interact with anyone because they're so obsessed with their coffee" (objectively not true, insane viewpoint).
It's literally just sex videos. They really cannot hurt you.
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paradoxspaceheater · 1 day ago
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ah yes teru tethimar. the woke marxist pope
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paradoxspaceheater · 1 day ago
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Care and feeding of your knight includes deferring to his wisdom in matters of your personal safety, complimenting the surety of his blade, and finding one non-sexual command that makes him hard enough to black out every time it's spoken.
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