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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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Yes I ship them. Non-canonically. Yes I know they got together in canon, it was a terrible decision, it made the story much worse. I don't want them together in the story, I just ship them. What's confusing.

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

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Honestly it's fine to be sex obsessed. It's fine to rail your own ass once a day. It's fine to be ace. It's fine to not want sex even mentioned. It's fine to be kinky. It's fine to want gross or dangerous or unethical things to happen to you. It's fine to be vanilla. Do what you want. I'm tired of everyone nitpicking eachother. Go outside. Take a nap. Have a snack.

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overheard a dude in the las vegas airport say “she suck my peeny tip” and i can’t stop laughing

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"Back before we met, I'd go whole days without massacring a bunch of things. Honest."

I love this man too much. I'd say send help, but it's too late for me. Save yourself.

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plagues history and global epidemiology as an autistic special interest was already a heavy topic but not a day goes by I dont briefly recall drunkenly telling people at the bar in autumn 2019 “yeah the next pandemic will probably be a coronavirus and we’re due for one”

if they remember that i have to wonder if they think they met the devil at the club that night

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please watch my favorite game changer clip ever

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i can imagine anything reaction image

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selection of the individual risograph scans from my trans cyborg pinup minizine ^_^

more here

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lovely mareach burger date 😊☺️

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sorry I can't today. I've gotta sit at my laptop and hit a button to make numbers on the boop-o-meter go up. yeah, it's gonna be all day

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Thanks for the question, Anon!

For me, I only go braless at home, even if others are there.

-submit your poll!-

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I have these lyrics stuck in my head from mitski so instead of getting sad I am pretending it is a statement for living in the moment

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WOAH just saw spiderman eating pizza on a roof