paragonequinox
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| Renard | Professional Sloth | Mediocre artist/writer/photographer/content creator | Non-binary | They/Them |
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#“why didnt you come? you were there when we talked about it”#ah well you see you didnt explicitly tell me i could go so i assumed i wasnt allowed to#hope this helps
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I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"
One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"
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reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube
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Found stardew valley grandpa's fucked up bed on zillow
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on Zillow like. that is not a house. words have meaning. you cannot call that a house.
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it’s been long enough i’m making an executive decision that we all need to go reread the tgi fridays infinite mozzarella sticks article
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Source - nomifuki
(Artist's Patreon Fanbox Comics and Apparel)
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They need to invent a job where I don't have to wake up or go to it
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Umberto Riva
https://www.archilovers.com/projects/274906/casa-amoruso-lonoce.html
#architecture#i love seeing these cause they look cute but then im also like#wheres the handrail lol how am i supposed to get up that#also the lack of a saftey rail would make me so nervous i actually fall off
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Rosenlaui, Switzerland (by Simon Spring)
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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES
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