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parakeetpark · 10 hours
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Why did I go out and do some gardening three hours before work? Now I'm gonna be exhausted at work :/
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parakeetpark · 10 hours
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I love this fucking gif so much. Violence and killing and destruction
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parakeetpark · 13 hours
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parakeetpark · 2 days
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At the end of my rope and it keeps getting longer like some sort of clown handkerchief bit?
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parakeetpark · 2 days
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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO
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parakeetpark · 3 days
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I’m in love with this gif. The way the cat is tucked in and kneads the air. How they immediately reaches for the teddy bear. How it’s lodged into the cat lovingly. The way the cat holds it. The face. The face the cat makes squished up against the toy. The way the cat grips it. The cat looking back on the audience at the end. I could stare at this gif for an hour straight and still be enraptured by it. Fucking Cozy.gif
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parakeetpark · 3 days
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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.
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parakeetpark · 3 days
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vampires have been drinking human blood for centuries they don't give a fuck about guys on eight different antidepressants. they were sucking on asbestos factory workers
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parakeetpark · 3 days
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parakeetpark · 3 days
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they can give me all the physiotherapy exercises they want, but I know that all true healing comes from jiggling my leg a bunch while seated
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parakeetpark · 3 days
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Another cool thing about playing Fallen London is encountering stuff and thinking "-oooohhh THAT is what that thing in Sunless Sea was refering to!!!"
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parakeetpark · 3 days
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top 5 sounds?
5. Rain sounds
4. A kitty going mrrp
3. Ocean waves
2. Women talking
1. The jingling keys on a butch lesbian’s carabiner
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parakeetpark · 3 days
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detective migraine at the crime scene asking for ibuprofen
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parakeetpark · 4 days
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the flesh is unwilling and honestly, the spirit isn't too keen on the idea either
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parakeetpark · 4 days
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this is so fucking funny wait
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parakeetpark · 4 days
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parakeetpark · 4 days
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I hate water so I’ve been drinking espressos for hydration and it’s working well except for all the tingling in my skull
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