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recently my plug has offered free weed for:

bunch of ice

mw2 double xp tokens

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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"hmm thats a bit of a weirdly personal thing to suddenly drop in a friends dms. i should post it on my 10k follower block instead"

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Congratulations to Brooke from Let's Not Date for winning Father's Day.

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this pride month wear your jockstraps backwards — penis out, tasteful covering of the hole. trying something different is #resistance

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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.

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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live

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I love corporate memphis art ❤️❤️

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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Been getting really into orange juice lately

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I wonder if a man has ever seen another man’s penis

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Im so kind and so forgiving and it's so awesome and never backfires on me and never goes wrong and I will fucking continue to love and trust people even if it goes wrong because it is better to be loving than to never trust again but oh my fucking god does it suck I need to self destruct right now and I can't even get drunk or high until friday it's so awesome anyways

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may have secured funding