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I'm Parallel Meta Knight

I’m cock

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It's that time of year again

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A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!

what the hell is a man

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Close! Yuri is actually non-men loving non-men. We are both men. This is Yaoi.

Love Wins

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Rookie mistake, that's me

Hi edgy version of metal knight /pos

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you mean the HOTTER COOLER version of meta knight right

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Thank you thank you you're too kind

I love u mirror selves I love u doppelgangers I love u parallel versions I love u physical manifestations of alter egos I love u shadow versions I love u clones I love u dark but not inherently evil reflections of the self

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"Kill them with kindness." Wrong! *splits into four and throws rocks at you*

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct

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Away I go, my work here is done

Meta knight is in the hospital now. Pray for him please

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Finally a worthy opponent. Where is he now

Meta knight is in the hospital now. Pray for him please

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who are you

IDK who are you

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Says the sparkling star man

I made you a cookie but i eated it.sorry

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They kept tricking us into using our cool Split Into Copies move also Help

four and twenty meta knights baked in a pie!!!

where did you find that many meta knights

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Listen I was willing to set aside my differences. Edgy mc edgelord here is just too cool for school apparently

meta knight so small i stepped on him by accident sorry

NOOOO *holding meta knight who is now flat like a piece of paper in my arms* META SPEAK TO ME

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Chat I'm putting out a 1000000 point star bounty to step on this man

meta knight so small i stepped on him by accident sorry

NOOOO *holding meta knight who is now flat like a piece of paper in my arms* META SPEAK TO ME

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What if you are next what if they step on you

meta knight so small i stepped on him by accident sorry

NOOOO *holding meta knight who is now flat like a piece of paper in my arms* META SPEAK TO ME

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Are strangers on the internet trying to make YOUR pink and round son cry with their anon messages? Parallel Meta Hitman services! I offer them! I can shut up those internet people the only way I know how. Incredible violence.

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You will be happy to know that as per my lore, there was once a small part of God that self identified as a boymilf