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Cherry Neocola
Normal cola just tastes that much better with a hint of cherry. Look out for Raspberry, Juppie and Cheese flavours!
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Can of Neocola
A can of Neocola may be just the thing to get you ready for a new day.
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Yucky Fried Rice
Fried rice that is golden brown. Eating it almost feels like some punishment game. You feel a surge of courage just by looking at it.
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Wild Herb Soup
Soup made of a type of moss that has a soothing bluish glow and can be found everywhere underground.
This kind of moss ball is said to have the effect of clearing away heat and detoxifying, but it is generally not recommended to consume Corrosive Ore Moss products that are still glowing.
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Vomit Inducing Agent
Don't bite off more than you can chew. But when you do, use some of this and let it work wonders. You become more resolute when holding it.
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Tuskpir Wrap
A cake roll that is too cute to eat. It gets its name from the beautiful texture on the roll that resembles a tuskpir's fur.
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Trick Snack
A packet of cooked seeds made by utilizing the Vortex Theory. Eat a handful of them, and they'll launch themselves to the roof of your mouth like popping candy. Downside is, they'll stay there. It's recommended that you eat them while lying on your stomach.
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Trash Sparkling Water
A beverage that (Trailblazer) sells on (Radiant Feldspar/The Trailblaze's Stern/The Tatalov/The Soaring Clock Hand). The inspiration came from the psychoanalysis that Dr. Edwards performed on the Trailblazer. The one consuming this drink will immediately feel the "supreme joy of digging through trashcans." However, Dr. Edward did adjust the flavoring to ensure that normal people aren't overwhelmed by such extreme levels of happiness.
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Thundering Appetites
Your lips and tongue yearn for juicy meat, your stomach craving to be filled — even the air seems to carry the scent of charcoal. Your belly emits a thunderous roar, and you struggle to maintain control.
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Tasty Field Nutrient Bar
The wars between Cloud Knights and Denizens of Abundance can last for a long time, even across several Amber Eras. The Cloud Knights tend to spend a long time in garrisons and invented many tasty foods for field consumption. The Field Nutrient Bar is easy to carry and particularly sought-after by the troops.
The nutrient bar tastes like smoked meat with notes of honey and candy.
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Sweet Dreams Soda
A drink from Penacony, the Planet of Festivities. Its brand name is "SoulGlad." Drinking this will make one feel as happy as if they are in a pleasant dream, making it an effective sleep aid. This version of the formula has been adjusted to better suit the tastes of the Xianzhou consumers. It is said that only within the dream of Penacony can one taste the "Inaugural SoulGlad," reputedly as delicious as divine nectar.
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Suncake
The signature snack of the Solwarm Festival, once known by every Belobogian household. Its sweetness is too much for even March 7th to handle.
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Sugarball-Fried Viscorpi
Cooked using the flesh of extraterrestrial monsters defeated by Yancui, the chef of Spices Supreme. Viscorpi are a decaying alien civilization that thrives on parasitizing the orifices of primates, such as the ear canals and nasal cavities, to induce hallucinations.
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Stone-Roasted Meat Skewer
The steel skewer has all sorts of Belobog delicacies on it, and is barbecued thoroughly using high heat. Its ingredients are mostly harmless. It is also the favorite food of Belobog's adventurers out in the wild, as well as being the most easily obtainable.
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Stone-Grilled Olm
Roasted Olm is one of the monotonous sources of protein in the Underworld of Belobog.
The texture of this amphibian's flesh is indistinguishable from chicken. Alas, most Belobogians today have never seen chicken.
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Steamed Puffergoat Milk
Puffergoat milk, also known as Gentle Halcyon milk, is a specialty of the Xianzhou Alliance.
The milk is difficult to preserve and rarely seen outside Xianzhou.
It is sweet after warming without needing extra sugar, but it becomes bitter after cooling, so it must be drunk while hot.
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Startaro Bubble
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An incredibly popular milk tea in Luofu. It is visually appealing but tastes surprisingly rough and unpalatable.
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