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my favourite thing about Sotha Sil being friends with Iachesis and lecturing at the Psijic Order in Artaeum is the thought of teenage gay disaster Vanus Galerion sitting in one of those lectures and having a hopeless puppy-dog crush on this beautiful cyborg god

(cue a not-at-all jealous Mannimarco being all like “oh, he’s a god, big deal, I could do that if I wanted to”)

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He’s a god-wizard he does what he wants

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And what you’ve all been waiting for: Sotha Sil speaks of Vivec and Almalexia

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I wasn’t even sure they’d go with it, I mean the majority of players don’t know who Nerevar is anyway. But damn, they did it, and I now have a folder of dialogue screenshots and also a lot of feelings

holy shiiit Sotha Sil talking about Nerevar holy fuuckkk

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holy shiiit Sotha Sil talking about Nerevar holy fuuckkk

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Farewell, Master Burglar. Go back to your books… and your armchair… plant your trees, watch them grow.

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|JUDGEMENT|

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The Silmarillion: Doge

Such Valinor

Very trees

Much shiny

Very spider

Such Melkor

So rebellion

Much murder

Very fire

Such war

Very death

Wow

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These women and this man, till my last breath.

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I’m doing my best.

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okay I need the director’s cut right now. and it’d better give me some answers

and also footage of good quality so that I can finally make a new fanvid. I already even found a song and my hands are itching. and also my heart is bleeding, a bit.

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Sean Bean hiking up to the Lord of the Rings sets bc he’s afraid of helicopters is even funnier when you hear that Viggo Mortensen did the exact same thing, except Viggo’s reason for hiking to the sets was bc he wanted to be authentically travel-worn

Like literally you have Boromir doing this pretty cool thing bc he’s scared to death of the alternative while Aragorn just does it for The Aesthetic™

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If I were a thief I would already be reaching to caress it.

The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-wook

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