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The practicality of Wave Squared and the absolute fucking ridiculousness of Wavewave are having a really stupid bar fight in my head

The fact that Shockwave x Soundwave could've been called smthn like "Soundshock" or "Waveshock" or smthn like that, but yall went with "Wavewave" is the worst and funniest thing to ever happen to shipping.

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Is this some kind of JOKE

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Big hug

Swiftstorm Prime belongs to @marinatedsaltea

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“So all that big tough bounty hunter talk, and you STILL cant handle your booze - guess some things never change.”

“Sentinel, if you don’t stop talking I’m going to puke all over you.”

It the midst of drawing Bounty Bots I must confess - I ship the crap out of these two. I’ll leave you guys to figure out what happened here. :)

Stay tuned. 

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i feel so bad for this fish because imagine being it and you just exist in the ocean and some weird terrestrial creature decides to give you a name that makes it sound like you committed medical malpractice

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It’s me I’m the friend

i keep reading your blog title as MEGATRON help me

I have a friend who would be really excited about this

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what

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oh mein gott i haven’t been active on Tumblr in YEARS……… perchance its time to return to my roots…..

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I’m still alive

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I wish I was queer. like them

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worst polycule to ever exist on cybertron

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Pretend he’s saying something deranged

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just like this.

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ouhh.., young sentinel and optimus.,, abandoned?? i think. maybe ill go back and add elita

thinking about them a lot lol

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Me: don't do don't do it 2024 i shouldn't make Hamilton jokes

My brain: Arron Blurr Sir

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HAIIIIIIIII i really really need money so im OPENING COMMISSIONZ 4 THE FIRST TIME LETSGOOO DM me if you’re interested!!! Only taking Venmo for now!! First come first serve!!!

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pet peeve of mine whenever I talk about being bisexual online and people want to make it about them