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btw...👀👀👀 ill do my best to be more involved in artfight this year

i'm on team fossils !!!!!

REALISED MY PROFILE IS 100% NOT MOBILE FRIENDLY SORRY

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Cum is the 5th humor and brother, I'm about to start acting hilarious

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WHY do ppl get mad at minimum wage cashiers when they dont like their total. like girl i am the ONLY person in this scenario with no blame here. the manufacturer set a price for corporate to buy these wholesale for, corporate set a price so they can make a profit off them when sold individually, the state government put sales tax on them, and YOU picked out which things you wanted. like i am just the one scanning things i have the LEAST amount of control of that number.

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when drawing requires you to draw

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thinking about this again

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Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

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they're letting just anybody order a happy meal nowadays

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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stoppppp posting pictures of food bro i’m so hungry i could eat a. fluttershy cover your ears. i’m so hungry i could eat a horse man.

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she asked me if i cain kill her with a rock i said i might be abel to

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You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf

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it will pass ..

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you ever been milked big time?

I was the only almond at Silk for 5 years