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Trying to start some toxic yuri shit with this mech pilot, but she's well adjusted and happily married. I called her my loyal dog and she filed an HR report fuuuuuuuuck

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And he is still ugly as fuck

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Me, fourteen and making OCs: okay she can’t be a Mary Sue! I can’t make her too cool or everyone will think she’s unbelievable and hate her :((

Me, thirty-two and making OCs: Every person I think is hot in this video game is into this OC and also she gets to be a Special Princess. I’ll commission a propaganda portrait of her as an imperial saint.

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when i say my gender changes to the tune of the bit i mean a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do and if he can’t then god forbid women do anything

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if you complain about Mark's prices, he will instantly spawn beside you in supermarket simulator~ 🛒❗

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Shiny Starly and Shiny Shinx ko-fi doodle for doodlejoltik! ✨

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Pov: You were unfortunate enough to be in the same lobby as them (doesn't matter if you are in the same team or not) . Winning chance? 50/50 . We don't know what we are doing

I was playing turf war with friends today and they wanted us all to play reef-lux 450 and octoshot aka spamming hell for the other team

It was really fun!

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this is funny as fucking hell actually

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Sw64 character lineup!!

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i hate it when people complain about bi female characters being with men

“why do you have to ruin things by bringing a man into the mix” um maybe because she’s bi and bi women can and do date men??

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drew my favorite scarlet/violet characters…both have fun hair (and eyebrows)

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It's grandpa's time to shine

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "��🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again