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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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it’s so fucked up that perfume has to sit for like half an hour before you get an idea of how it actually smells

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Some tweets belong on tumblr. One such case

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Hello, or as my good friend Bad Bunny would say, Hola ☝️😌

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ex buzzfeed employees love sitting in threes on couches for their apology videos it's good enrichment for them

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coachella fit pics with my head cropped out because i’m still slowly coming to terms with the fact that my hair is short

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i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren't allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.

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booktok videos should be categorized as some sort of threat to public health

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nothing makes me feel more well adjusted than hearing about the problems that straight people in the periphery of my life are always having

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Lana Del Rey smoking and resting her cigarette on the microphone stand.

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LANA DEL REY dancing to Jon Batiste playing 'Candy Necklace' at Coachella 2024

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UGHHHHH seeing lana weekend 2 and i don’t even know how to handle my excitement!!! crossing off a lana del rey concert and the californian bucket list item that is Coachella in one fell swoop!!!

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Lana Del Rey Billboard outside of Coachella 2024

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