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my cousin is on her second year of cultural studies and her latest task (worth 10% of her grade) was to solve a riddle in archaic slavonic about five monks from kyiv. maybe i shouldn’t apply for this specialty

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A good Sherlock Holmes adaptation requires only two things: Holmes must be a silly guy (gender neutral) at heart and Watson must be the most important character in the room at all times

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I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

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someone outside just screamed salam alaykum at the top of their lungs and i heard it all the way in my room. guys wa alaykumu s-salam but it’s 1:23 at night

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even if that means violin concerts at 4am and fights about cocaine on a regular basis

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if i do have ptsd, it manifests in some funny ways. i've heard far too many bombings on my lifetime, and, as a result of that, it's not the loud sounds that would put me off, but this fucking emoji 💤

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fucking hate youtube every time you want to see a video from an african country you seach for it and it's all just white demons with captions like "I ALMOST DIED IN THIS SHITHOLE"

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its so hard to critique poorly written female characters without someone coming out of the woodwork to be like "yeah FUCK that bland bitch mary sue she ruined the franchise" like hm. no actually i dont want to be aligned with you actually. i'm good over here.

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Do you check for trackers and remove them before sharing links?

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“i asked chatgpt” “i asked grok”

bro i asked the amazing karnak and he said

your lucky number is seven

you will soar to great heights

be sure to ride the cyclone.

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the part that scares me most about the supernatural fandom is when they need a certain gif to add to a post they know exactly where to find it or know exactly what episode of any of the nine whole seasons to make one

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if you use predictive text on your phone, a long press on the word should give you an option to remove it from predictions. i no longer have russia with a capital R showing up :) can't help with auto-correct though, you either have it on or you don't.

holy shit this saved me, thank you kind anon :D

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Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉🎉 (for the exams)

thanks!!!

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this might not be the summer i turned pretty but it sure as hell will be the summer i learn html

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a duty of an honest eastern european is to expose and condemn anti-romani racism at every opportunity

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