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“Get his ass” Is so unreasonably funny to me. A huge win for the English language. Today’s version of “seize him” imo
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No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog
#me at the sixty year old woman and he round as fuck senior beagle that was just BARKING for ten straight minutes#and her solution was to scream at this dog#which obviously didnt work#so now theres a barking dog and a screaming woman and im just trying to buy cat food dude
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"mmh did you know that creator you like also posts 🔞 content? did you know that? don't you think that's weird? don't you think we should keep this space-"
no. i don't.
i booked a front row seat to the devil's sacrament and you're blocking the view
just go back to the 1660 new england hole you just crawled out of and eat barley for a week to atone for your sins or whatever
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Ew i opened my heart and something crawled inside
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Comics are the perfect medium they’re so perfect that God made them really tedious and unrewarding to produce so that we wouldn’t be completely overwhelmed by them
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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and
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this trope so silly I enjoy it lots whenever I see it
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i tried the “ask your mom what she would do if you were a bug” trend
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wikiHow that's been in high demand FINALLY made publicly available
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Alan Parker, Joe Leitel and Bruce Reed Ben-Hurry (1959) dir. Richard Fontaine
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