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Me trying to make my bed.
My cat hiding under the sheets.

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last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down
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🏳️🌈 Happy pride?
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Daniel: Noah said it was not negotiable.

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Like for ever?
Because that would be nice.
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Not A-man-dah.
reblog if your name isn't Amanda.
2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!
We’ll find you Amanda.
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I'm bored so I gonna drop some of my favorites wallpaper - lock screen pics.
They come in pairs like Noa's livestock:










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I don't know what it says, but I know what's happening.
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Men all over the world fighing gorillas. Meanwhile women:
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Y'all know what to do.
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