One of these things is not like the other.
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Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer has taught me that people will laugh at your deformity until it becomes useful to them
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if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
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Brother: Is that a bomb? Or maybe it's a really aggressive egg timer.
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if u ever get disheartened just remember people in the 19th Century were painting hot Napoleon/Tsar Alexander boyfriend yowz before our great-grandparents were even conceived
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Well fuck you too.
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Some of my characters just wear a freaky amount of make up.
Confession
I hate when artists justify why their characters are overly perfected or attractive.
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anon
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♥: fuck me
♠: fuck you
♦: calm the fuck down
♣: both of you calm the fuck down
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everyone talks about birds reacting to dubstep but what about a bird singing dubstep
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LOL Amelia is Sailor Moon!
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internet female
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Have a little HetaHome, on me.
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