lex murphy from the jurassic park series / written by piri
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Some incredible behind-the-scenes photographs from the set of Jurassic Park recently shared by Ariana Richards and Daily Mail.
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Animal Crossing Starters:
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“I figured you must be blackmailing that poor girl to have lunch with you.”
“I think it’s fair to say that I’m pretty sexy.”
“I don’t want to live in a world where I have to eat sugar free sugar cookies.”
“I remembered today was your birthday so I thought I’d say hi.”
“You have nothing to lose except your lonely loser status.”
“Shut it, you faker!”
“I sure am tired from all that relaxing I did today.”
“Then I can spend my entire allowance on comic books and video games and no one can stop me.”
“When you listen to pop music, you often hear them saying ‘shawty.’”
“[NAME] made fun of me because I say ‘poot’ all the time.”
“I waited and waited because I really wanted to see you.”
“Tell papa/mama what’s up.”
“It hurts my face just looking at you.”
“Marry me.”
“I look forward to seeing what you’re gonna do with my butt.”
“A trash bin..? Is this a clue to your true identity?”
“I’m beautiful, but I’m also deadly.”
“I hope you go to jail.”
“What did you do to my body?”
“Stick to chocolate and comic books. You’re too young for love anyway.”
“I’m sorry.. please don’t be too mad at me.”
“I have a big favor to ask you.”
“Maybe I’ll just go home and lock myself in a closet.”
“I gotta admit, I really love that one show where all those people do the stuff and then something happens.”
“Here, touch my skin. It’s totally slimy right now.”
“I probably look in the mirror 24 times a day just to be sure I’m still so darned handsome/beautiful.”
“Guess what I’ve got in my pockets right now.”
“Better not catch you making goo-goo eyes at my wife/husband.”
“No one understands me. I’m hungry all the time and no one cares.”
“Are you suggesting my style is outdated?”
“Don’t play with stink bugs, especially when you’ve got a date coming up.”
“They don’t even care who wins. They just all flex their pecs.”
“Love means accepting that there will be times when you don’t get the last scallop.”
“Yeah exercise is totally hard and stuff. I think I’m gonna go take a nap and read a book or whatever.”
“Today was the day my best friend in the whole wide world was born.”
“Whoa you look so weird. And not weird in a hip way. More like ‘weird’ as in ‘makes me want to barf.’”
“End my suffering.”
“Not to sound corny but I really like you.”
“I wonder how I can say ‘swaggy ’ in the most grown up way possible.”
“Just because two people are good friends doesn’t mean they’d make a good couple.”
“Sorry, I was staring at your face because I don’t know you. Not because there’s something wrong with your face.”
“Would it surprise you if I said I’m pretty proud of my legs?”
“The truth is never free.. but sometimes it’s on sale.”
“I hear the sound of rap coming from somewhere.”
“They tell you to sleep on a problem. But what if your problem is insomnia?”
“I’ll just observe your friends from the shadows.”
“I heard allergies are caused by the government.”
“Watch out, ‘cause I’ll compliment you until you puke.”
“So D.I.Y. stands for 'do it yourself’? Well, if these guys think I’m going to do my own manual labor, they’ve got another acronym coming.”
“I can smell your confidence. Smells like soup.”
“I’m gay.”
“You’re my hero.”
“Please don’t call on me.”
“I think I dropped my house key somewhere. That was my favorite key… it opened my house.”
“Do you want to hear the brutal truth? That outfit is a hot mess.”
“Oh, I get it! You’re playing it cool. Trying your best not to cry.”
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Awkward 80′s Dating Video Sentence Starters
All from here. Adjust as necessary.
“I’m an executive by day and a wild man by night. “Hi. You’ve probably already noticed that I have incredibly blue eyes.” “I like to talk to people, uh, deep into the night.” “I play guitar.” “I don’t smoke and I don’t like people who do smoke.” “I’m not afraid to get sand on my clothes if you’re not afraid to let the wind mess your hair up a little bit.” “Perhaps even a…a nice bath with champagne and candles.” “Hi Mom.” “I consider myself a refined valley dude.” “I’m looking for a trendy girl with a simple smile – uh, wait, no that’s not right.” “What I’m not looking for is some big…overgrown monster that’s always thinking about food.” “Who so binds to himself a joy doth its winged life destroy.” “Vivacious, foxy…” “I’m looking for the goddess. Are you the goddess? Who is the goddess?” “I’m looking for a figure that is sexy, slim, tight, excellent legs – mm…” “I’m a 25-year subscriber to both Playboy and the New Yorker Magazine.” “I operate a ‘damsel in distress’ hotline. I guess you’d call me a knight~” “One of my favorite foods is pizza.” “Sugar and spice and all those things that are nice…” “I’d like someone who is fun and adventuresome as well.” “I enjoy having fun, yes.” “I’m looking for someone to have fun with.” “No fatties, no hamsters, no Donna Juanitas!” “We don’t like to write checks.” “We don’t like to take out the garbage.” “What I’m doing right now is making a movie about World War II.” “I’m currently involved in cleaning up toxic waste.” “I’m not having fun doing this.” “Do you like cats?” “I like to wear bright socks.” “Life is a playground and I want somebody to play with.” “I really have a zany sense of humor.” “My mother still writes to me regularly.” “I average about 4 hours a night’s sleep.” “I will cry at a commercial.” “I’m interested in most phases of data processing.” “Type A I’m not. Comfortable, caring, and serious about a relationship…I am.” “I’m really looking for somebody I can feel special about!” “Are you that woman? Please give me a call!” “A journey always begins with the first step!
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(rubbing my grubby nerd hands together like a fly) i’m gonna follow all the stranger things and it blogs and lex will finally have other traumatized kids to be friends with
#off the island.#TIM? LOVED DINOSAURS. SUPER PUMPED ABOUT EVERYTHING THERE. PROBABLY WANTED TO GO BACK TO THE PARK A WEEK AFTER THEY GOT HOME#LEX? FREAKED OUT BY BIRDS AND LIZARDS ALIKE. AFRAID TO LEAVE THE HOUSE. HAS PTSD FOR LIKE 15 YEARS AFTER THE INCIDENT
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Elle Fanning is extraordinary.
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20th Century Women (2016), dir. Mike Mills
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The Virgin Suicides (1999)
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